Anant Khandelwal
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If you're seeing this on the 26th/27th of November, this is a sign! Tonight, while you sleep EVERYTHING in your life is about to change. Your life will instantly be 100 times better! Do NOT risk the skip, because when you wake up you'll have a message on your phone. The one you've been waiting for is ready.
Put '888'!!!
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@WelBeast how does it even matter??? it's not like they are disrespecting anyone both arsenal and Bournemouth have the same amount of PL titles
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Why didn’t they do this against Bournemouth on the opening weekend of the season at Anfield?
Anfield Papers@AnfieldPapers
[🟢] NEW: The Premier League trophy will be showcased at Anfield during Liverpool's match against Arsenal. (@SkySportPL)
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@UTDTrey Naah maan hate watching on grimsby is a sign from the universe to just give up
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@BoazFCB Mf raphinha has played in the PL ofc he can speak English
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How do they even understand each other ? One speaks English and the other speaks Portuguese and Spanish
Anabella💙❤️@AnabellaMarvy
The way Raphinha has taken Rashford under his wings, he’s a true Captain
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@Milan15903 @vini_ball 😭😭😭
Did you miss haaland's starting games at city?
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@DeadlineDayLive @caughtoffside I remember some people saying camavinga is better than pedri
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🚨 Real Madrid are ready to swap Rodrygo, Eduardo Camavinga and €40M for Rodri, but Manchester City are refusing to entertain offers for the Ballon d'Or winner.
(Source: @CaughtOffside)

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World leaders were once …
🇮🇳 Narendra Modi - Tea seller
🇺🇦 Volodymyr Zelensky - Comedian
🇦🇱 Edi Rama - Painter
🇦🇺 Tony Abbott - Trainee Priest
🇧🇬 Boiko Borisov - Bodyguard
🇨🇦 Justin Trudeau - Bouncer
🇨🇦 Stephen Harper - Mailroom Assitant
🇭🇷 Ivo Josipovic - Music Composer
🇫🇷 Nicolas Sarkozy - Cleaner
🇬🇹 Jimmy Morales - Comedian
🇮🇸 Johanna Sigurdardottir - Flight Attendant
🇮🇪 Michael Higgins - Waiter
🇮🇹 Silvio Berlusconi - Singer
🇱🇷 Ellen Johnson Sirleaf - Drugstore Clerk
🇱🇷 George Weah - Soccer Player
🇱🇹 Dalia Grybauskaite - Factory Worker
🇲🇬 Andy Rajoelina - DJ
🇲🇳 Khaltmaagiin Battulga - Wrestler
🇳🇴 Jens Stoltenberg - Journalist
🇵🇰 Imran Khan - Cricketer
🇷🇺 Vladimir Putin - Agent/Spy
🇷🇺 Dmitry Medvedev - Street cleaner
🇸🇮 Borut Pahor - Model
🇬🇲 Adama Barrow - Security Guard
🇹🇷 Recep Erdogan - Lemonade Seller
🇬🇧 Boris Johnson - Journalist
🇺🇸 Donald Trump - Collecting Bottles
🇺🇸 Barack Obama - Ice cream scooper
🇺🇸 Joe Biden - Maintenance Worker
🇺🇾 Tabare Vazquez - Oncologist
🇻🇦 Pope Francis - Nightclub Bouncer
🇻🇪 Nicolas Maduro - Bus Driver
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@KeenanPeachy What does being a catholic have to do with this ?
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Reminder: My straight A+, devout Catholic son was rejected by UCLA
FearBuck@FearedBuck
UCLA graduate celebrates by showing off the ChatGPT he used for his final projects right before officially graduating 😭
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@cagiago_ Brother, your club isn’t passing Porto’s UCL count in the next 20 years… even if Porto stops playing football and starts selling pastries.
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