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@bluebelgeorgia Can't be worse?

So scared rn what if I’m picked as the next Devils GM

@TheBrattPack63 Best way to get the news thanks Pack.

The Tom Fitzgerald Job-O-Meter 4/6/26

“I don’t understand why women don’t just report it if it really happened.” When I was 19, I reported mine. I had bruises. Hospital photos. Text messages of him apologizing the next morning. My friends drove me to the station because I could barely stop shaking. I thought evidence would make it simple. I thought truth would be enough. Months later, I was the one on trial. His lawyer printed my Instagram photos and held them up in court. Asked why I wore crop tops. Asked why I drank that night. Asked why I didn’t scream louder. He replayed my police interview and pointed out every time I hesitated, every time I cried, every time my timeline wasn’t perfectly linear. “If it was traumatic,” he said, “why can’t she remember clearly?” Sitting there while strangers debated my pain like it was a group project felt like being stripped again. My messages were projected on a screen. My body was described in detail. My character was picked apart like that was the real crime. He walked out on bail. I walked out with panic attacks. That’s why some women don’t report. Because even with bruises. Even with screenshots. Even when you do everything “right.” You still have to survive the assault twice, once in private, and once in public, just to maybe be believed.

@facetedcarapace Turkey, Swiss, slaw and Russian on rye is god's own sandwich.

I think people who don't like it are conceptualizing it as a salad instead of as a condiment

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

@TheBrattPack63 Not in Montreal, anyway.

The Devils may never lose again

@TheBrattPack63 Tabernak! Your team gets beat and you gotta go right for le antisémitisme.

@AgentCoopr702 @StrengthBuild It's the interstate bridge over the Baltimore harbor, and the designated hazmat corridor of I95, it definitely affects you even if you're too simple to understand.

@StrengthBuild Inner-city decay in Baltimore does not affect me.

We still haven't rebuilt the Baltimore bridge

@ginamilan_ He's a drunk rapist who should take a lesson from Mishima.

For the record: Don’t ever fucking talk shit about Pete Hegseth again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@hammerito I have had coworkers swing at me because I don't take their shit. I don't give a fuck if you can beat me or not I don't have to just take it.

Oh buddy I will enunciate that shit I am praying for the day when a Twitter person swings first

Let's see em

@bluebelgeorgia They had the Hat Hats in the store today so had to run into town

@bluebelgeorgia Did think of you when it happened. I should have stayed for the game

Devils hockey.

@LeskaHendricks @archaicf0ssil Quardo?

@archaicf0ssil I saved that tweet but for another ds9 ship, guess who

@TheBrattPack63 I don't believe, but I hope.

People posting Devils playoff scenarios have big “here’s how Bernie Sanders can still win the 2016 election” energy

@spelunky_ I'm so fucking pissed. I'm not going till next weekend

WHAT

@spelunky_ There is a scenario we get in

they gotta be keeping us on the chart as a bit

@spelunky_ Mets fans deserve it, tho. 🤷

who suffered more jesus christ or people who are both devils & mets fans