Ancient Apocalypse

@DeadlineDayLive @ChrisWheelerDM Their data also said Antony and Sancho were the closes thing to Uranus.

🚨 Manchester United's data analysis of Bryan Mbeumo indicate they have signed the closest thing to Mo Salah. (Source: @ChrisWheelerDM)

@Advaita0511 @UnitedRadar *ruled

@UnitedRadar He didn’t manage Manchester United… he ruled it like the Queen rules England

This is what you call a learning experience. A white couple was brutaIIy beaten at a jazz festival by a black "teen mob" in Cincinnati yesterday. 0 national coverage.

Hi @grok — why hasn’t the mainstream media covered the news story about this assault by mob in Cincinnati Ohio?

R*pes recorded: 2000: 🇬🇧 England & Wales: 8,593 🇩🇪 Germany: 8,133 🇫🇷 France: 7,500 🇵🇱 Poland: 2,399 2023: 🇬🇧 England & Wales: 68,109 🇩🇪 Germany: 39,029 🇫🇷 France: 42,400 🇵🇱 Poland: 1,127 Gee, it makes you wonder what’s so different about Poland compared to the other three countries, where the numbers have skyrocketed. What changed?

@WWE When it Reigns, it Gores.

When it Reigns, it SPEARS!

@PuppiesIover The dog when she puts her trainers on

“My sister promised my dog that she would take him to play in the park early today, but my sister ended up forgetting, and my dog woke her up like this throwing a tantrum”

Erling Haaland modelling Man City's new away shirt 😎

Reported Rape statistics Across Europe: 🇵🇱 Poland - 590 🇩🇰 Denmark - 2,831 🇪🇸 Spain - 2,870 🇧🇪 Belgium - 4,600 🇮🇹 Italy - 5,000 🇫🇷 France - 38,094 Britain: 🇬🇧 UK - 73,000 Britain is now the rape capital of the western world. (Data from World Population Review)

@_The_Lake @wrestlelamia That’s Stacey Kiebler

Melina and Torrie Wilson 🔥🔥 #WWEEvolution

@UTDMaI Hurt

Four letter word…?

@iamDonbrown @zoomafrika1 I know dehumanization is a word but that ain’t what you said.

@iamDonbrown @zoomafrika1 “Dehumalization” We just making up words now?

Colonizers were perverts.

@Crixxsten Not a 10

she's a 10 but she was born male. what is she?

@CantonasCoIIar @GraemeBailey JUST IN The world COULD end any time after now

🚨JUST IN: Bryan Mbeumo to United COULD be finalised by the end of Monday. Mbeumo has made it clear he does NOT want to return to Brentford. (@GraemeBailey)

@DeadlineDayLive @TheAthleticFC Yet Arsenal fans never stopped talking about Greenwood

🚨 Since his first arrest in July 2022, Thomas Partey was arrested, questioned by police, and bailed seven times while playing for Arsenal. (Source: @TheAthleticFC)

@neveragainlive1 Who is he? Never heard of him before all this

Bob Vylan has had all his concerts for Europe, and the USA canceled. His career is over.

@PuppiesIover He’s not the president and hasn’t been for years

The Irish presidents dog has no idea his owner is important and doesn't care, he still wants his belly rubs ❤️

@FBTroy66 @joeroganhq Except Freddie wasn’t American

@joeroganhq Grok, create a picture of Freddy Mercury as a boxer, with muscles and a patriotic boxing shorts and gloves, standing in a boxing ring.

23 years ago.

@TaraBull808 “People were going up to him all night for photos.” “Nobody from my party had gone up to him” So you see others hassling Theo all night, and you think it’s a good idea to ask him to pop some balloons because it’s “funny.” What about that is funny?

Theo Vonn grabs a fan by the throat, his side of the story