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America needs a hero...and his name is FBI Agent Burt Macklin #Trump #Comey @prattprattpratt

Yep thats a @dietpepsi bottle

Can’t believe @MorganWallen made all these accounts just to follow my wife

@nflrums Fat boi albert haynesworth

Who is the worst #NFL Free Agent your team has signed?

Detroit what?! #RaiseHail

Nothing like ordering a bacon king, and getting it home and there is no bacon…come on @BurgerKing

Go flower shopping at the cemetery #lifehack

LACERATION ABOVE THE EYE Carousel Hotel - 117th St - Ocean City, MD Ocean City EMS is responding to 117th St for a patient with a laceration above the eye. (Worcester) Station 700 - Ocean City Fire Dept (Box 4)

When the four loko hits

@Fake_Dispatch ‘Blast off’

BREAKING: Germany suspects damage to Nord Stream pipeline is the result of sabotage - Bloomberg

I don’t know if I should be happy or sad #MyTwitterAnniversary

If only Will Smith screamed ‘Unity’ after that slap it would be acceptable.

@WorldofIsaac Middle nut

Which body part would you sacrifice for a Duke loss tonight? I'm going with left pinky.

Collinsworth slurping Ramsey #SuperBowl

I bet the winning #superbowl qb wears #9

At least Bob Saget & Norm MacDonald can laugh together again. #RIP

No ideer how it got here: Police who pulled over a suspected drunken or drugged driver in Pennsylvania discovered a live deer that had apparently been hit and then placed in the hatchback area of her car. The animal was freed after the stop. apne.ws/OFn6Aan #odd

The analytics will tell you, all NFL announcers need a thesaurus instead of saying ‘analytics’ every other play. #Analytics #Bringo