And the Crash

Aaaaand same

@morninggloria Hahahah same

one of two things that could bring me back to x just happened

Two nights alone in a hotel room and I forgot my goddamn magic wand. Guess I'll be old-school for a few days. #orbuyanewone

@Cave_DweIIer It always astounds me when cis men are horrified by even a discussion about pegging.

Discuss pegging with your partner.

@theashleyray I have love letters from when I was 17. They are... Intense. And embarrassing. And wonderfully wholesome.

@Cave_DweIIer Does free porn count as "buying things"?

Is there any other reason to be drunk and on the internet?

I did not have "go skinny dipping with your former boss" on my 2022 bingo sheet, but here we are. #notinasexyway

@FirstAvenue Maybe you should change your profile photo if this is the sort of entertainment you're promoting. Gross.

Just Announced: Dave Chappelle Live at First Avenue on July 20. Tix go on sale tomorrow morn (Tuesday, July 19) at 10AM → firstavenue.me/3cpNFUz

White woman, listen to Black women on here who are telling y'all to don't bring anymore pink pussy hats or Handmaid’s Tale costumes -- bring your hands, money, and votes.

A (hetero cis male) ex of mine tried to talk dirty to me this morning, and instead I schooled him on WI politics and Roe v Wade. #winning #reprorights #choice

Let's not equate left and right wing rage. Right-wing rage gave us the KKK, left-wing rage gave us the weekend.

@jurijuri I agree -- Kidney infection was definitely worse than unmedicated childbirth.

they made an ad in norway where santa is gay and i didn’t know what to expect from it but now i’m crying wtf

Followers who are longtime members of the BDSM community — I'd love to chat for a few minutes to get your take on a fairly sensitive story. Feel free to hit me up in the DMs if this describes you. Thanks.

Facebook's algorithms & randomly showing comments on other posts = I just confirmed some friends are polyam. #nonmono #polyam #poly

@majanthehun Right??!!!? Respond already O.m.g.

That moment when you tell someone that your marriage isn't monogamous, and you wait to see how they'll respond.

Life goals. I can do the hemming.

@EternalEvelyn Some parenting groups are *really* too much for me. Some can be a good resource and others just want to sell their MLM junk.

@AndTheCrash Okay, whew, it's not just me! It's weird going from queer twitter during pride to such an overwhelmingly straight community... Some of the groups are a little weird too. Like, "MOMS ONLY" rules. Why no dads/other parents?

I joined some mom groups on Facebook to lurk & maybe make friends, & I kept seeing "ftm" pop up. I was thinking, huh, interesting that there's so many female to male trans parents here! Wonderful this group is so queer frien-wait, no, they're using it to mean first time mom... XD