Andly

The first wheelie ever photographed, 1936.

If you hit me up id be bout it@Orrifying

"Comedy is no joke." -Jerry Seinfeld

it’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross

when all else fails, go back to work.

@Lost_96er are you foreal? i thought i was on to something this whole time. damn.

@Lost_96er i already ate it! bacon pepperoni handmade pan pizza js all gone

i remember the times where me and the homies would split a dominos pizza. and celebrate good fortune. nowadays i eat it all by myself.

getting paid double time to sit on the toilet 😒

i will need visitors while i work today. spots are still open, give me a shout and I'll RSVP you. Jk but seriously 7-11 come say hi

Banger pork roll sandwiches before 6 o'clock, todays gonna be a good day

Red Bull, cugarettes, weed, socks, insoles, coffee and cigarettes help me get through the day (and night) (and morning)

@Tllamm @Lost_96er i got 7-3 shift

@Tllamm @Lost_96er we need your support dawggg just like you need ours