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What the Artemis II astronauts did over the last 10 days was a testament to their bravery. And the fact that they traveled farther from Earth than anyone ever has, re-entered our atmosphere at more than 24,000 mph, and splashed down safely was a testament to human ingenuity. Thanks to everyone at @NASA for making this mission possible, and for taking us along for the ride.

📍SARAJEVO! #FIFAWorldCup

with what money you fucking retard

70 and 80 year old people are generally unemployable due to physical and mental decline but for some reason we allow them to run the entire fucking country.

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby. It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC. May God bless America.

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Car insurance should give us back money at the end of the year for having no accidents 😭😭

Everyone wants to win until they realize how many losses it takes. Lock in.

Happy International Women's Day everybody.

Probability of murder and cannibalism again is ~100%

When your boss tells you: We are all in the same boat:

🚨| Sir Lewis Hamilton: "I think (Africa) is the most beautiful part of the world and I don't like that the rest of the world owns so much of it and takes so much from it and no one speaks about it. And I'm really looking forward to and hoping that the people that are running those different countries all unite and come together and take Africa back." "That's what I want to see. Take it back from the French. Take it back from the Spanish. Take it back from Portuguese and the British." "It's so, so important for the future of that country and for that continent. I mean, they have all the resources to be the greatest and most powerful place in the world and that's probably why they are being controlled the way they are." [F1 2026 Australia Press Conference]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Arsene's Wenger new offside rule has been APPROVED and will be used in the Canadian Premier League! A player will ONLY be offside if he has FULLY passed the last defender, so it won't be decided based on a body part anymore. If succesful, the offside rule could change across the entire world from the 2027/28 season on.

I genuinely feel sad that current 20 something's missed the era of $500 rent, $3 happy hour, 5 bags of groceries for under $100, multiple job offers immediately after applying, and going out to party without social media apps at your fingertips. IT WAS A TIME.

“They got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” — Tupac Shakur

They’ve deployed the ultimate weapon of mass distraction, but the Epstein files aren’t going away… even for aliens.

If someone is guilty of a heinous violent crime and is able to plead insanity, they should go to an asylum, not be released to murder or rape innocent people

🇨🇮🗣️ Amad: “The guy I listen to most is 2Pac. I watched 2Pac’s documentary and I liked his history, the man that he was, so I was like: I want to know who 2Pac is. Because when he died, I wasn’t born, you know! So I was really interested in the guy that he was, because he gave a lot to music in America, and he was involved in politics too. He’s the guy I listen to most when I am free. My favourite song is Soon As I Get Home.”

If you saved 10,000 dollars a day since the birth of Jesus youd still have less money than Elon Musk.

@XFreeze Yup 😂 That really made him upset. After I ghosted him, Epstein went on a massive campaign to short Tesla and got Gates to short 1% of Tesla stock when the market cap was $40B. As far as I know, Gates still has the short open. Someone should ask him how that’s working out 🤗