A Corr
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@SineadIreland_ I see your 8 year old is a golfer. If you were my ma I'd want to learn to swing a blunt instrument too
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@SineadIreland_ you look like a border collie with the black makeup around your eyes. Wash your face and wash your hands while you're at it you dirty bowsy
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Day 2 of self isolation. Going crazy on my own. Have my COVID test this morning, wondering if I can request the same turnaround as Stephen Donnelly on the basis that I'm v sick and need a hug? Waiting for Martin to wake up so I can have breakfast and a coffee *twiddles thumbs* ☹️
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@Sharon_Corr @CCorr_Official what do you think of a cover?
"Kiss me out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, swing the spinning step
You'll wear those shoes and I will wear that dress... unless you're my fucking brother Jim"
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@planetjedward get a load of this fucking coward? Knock the bollocks off him for me? #Straightener
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@Sharon_Corr @CCorr_Official can we not invite Jim to Christmas this year? Sick of him robbing my knickers. Plus he's a bit old for breast milk, right?
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@Jimcorrsays Also, with all your anti mask rhetoric you seem to have your sister's knickers over your face enough
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@Jimcorrsays I enjoy how you've gone from a failed musician fantasizing about your sisters' gowls to a failed political commentator... fantasizing about your sisters' gowls
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