Andrea Ruth ♥

Fat City Bitch. Fat Fat City Bitch Ten Ten Doughnuts and a Twinkie Bitch. VIP Micky D's No Guest List.

WWMD. What Would Miley Do.

omg i just realized theyre called pancakes.. because theyre like cakes.... but u cook them........ wait for it....... in a pan

There should be a jail just for people that don’t break apart kit kats before they eat them

I accidentally dialed 911 last night. So I set my house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid.

listening to a Lana del Rey song is like being in a bar in the 1960's wearing a luxurious fur coat and drinking a martini

When my fridge is empty so is my heart.

an infinity sign walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a white girl on his wrist

true love is having a crush on them even after they got a haircut

Don't EVER be ashamed of who you are, unless you're a slut, then be ashamed

There's someone out there for everyone. Don't worry if you're alone, your true love is just having sex with someone else right now.

Dudes only pick up the bible when they want a tattoo..

MILEY ♥ full stop

Creative Blogger Says "A Dollar A Dress? Yes!" bit.ly/1aD9p6c #fashion #thrifting

Fashion-forward approach to vintage clothing. bit.ly/1aDcfbs #vintage #fashion #marketing

Good luck to my lovelies @Andrea__Ruth @AlexandraAja @king_tandee @Qiks_Kiki and @Angela_Love_P @Simonn_Jonas ♥ we can do this!

a lot less miley, a lot more lorde.

ew, i just saw someone post a blackberry pin as their status.