Andre Black

@j0hn0nah When in doubt, slut is always the right way to go. Extra points if the v-line makes an appearance

What are yall wearing tomorrow? To dress like a slut or an agbero, I come confuse.

For the second time, guys. If you live in Nigeria and have no financial strength to relocate anytime soon, treat the 2027 election as a priority. See it like your life depends on it, because in actual sense, it does. Listen to me: Tinubu will be ruthless with policies if he wins again. The economic frustrations will push many to the edge of suicide. Nobody will come to your rescue. After 2027, Tinubu, Akpabio, and most governors will be done. No more elections. They will definitely have nothing to lose. They’ll retire comfortably in their mansions scattered across the US, Canada, UK, and Europe… while regret becomes your daily meal. Be smart with your vote in 2027.

“What will Peter Obi do different” Last time, you learnt how to use watermelon and cucumber to cook stew. By the time you start making soup with pawpaw, you will find out don’t worry

@its_gaffy Was it the Tourette that made him whitewash Buhari's image and campaign for him to become president? Was it the Tourette that caused him to align himself with others to afflict us with this cancer called APC?

While I was producing his show, we would deliberately try to hide the ticks in edits. Reasons it wasn’t very obvious

Your votes actually count. Parts of it gets rigged, but it counts. If it doesn't, politicians won't invest hundreds of millions in vote buying. Rigging is mathematically limited, and if the gap is huge enough, you can't close it. Get your PVC.

@pappiwata Can't be that bad na😂

@FintanSays Must be nice having a round shaped head. My own is like iso okporoko

Hair or not, the face card doesn’t decline! I need to get more confident with this look and stop wearing a beanie😑. Good morning ugly people who can’t relate.

consume sugar filled cerelac as a baby. eat noodles with sodium and drink fanta and coke with dye through out your 20s. top it up with substandard "milk". eat beans that is presevered with chemicals. eat jollof rice made with sugar and chemical called "tomato paste".

Let me say this clearly, especially to those still living in Nigeria: If this government retains power until 2031, they will unleash the harshest and most brutal regime in our history. Whether you supported them or not, nobody will be spared. Many of their loud online supporters will lose their jobs after the election and become irrelevant once their usefulness is over. Most opposition leaders will be jailed, youth activists who worked against them will be locked up, suicide rates will rise, frustration will explode, and the economy will become far worse than it is today. The only way to avoid this coming crisis is simple: make sure this administration does not return to power in 2027. Vote them out. Make it a personal choice, as if your life depends on it. We can do it. You can do it. If they were not scared of losing, they wouldn’t be intimidating the opposition so desperately. Take this warning seriously, especially if you live in Nigeria. Those who live in Nigeria will feel the pain. Those abroad have nothing to fear except for a few of their siblings or parents. Retweet for those who need to hear this truth ✊

Look at Edo State......in less than four years, miscreants have taken over the elite space.... Crowds gather to listen to Tony Kabaka and Jarrett Tenebe..... Educated people have been reduced to a life of servitude..... Bad leadership is Nigeria's curse...

“No nation will lose 10 of its senior officers and not declare wär.” — Peter Obi.

These decisions are not hard: - List campaign promises made in the first term. - Measure delivery against those promises. - A second term depends on the result. Score so far: very poor ❌ Thank you. Leave office. Next person.

From Pharisee to Tax Collector: Rethinking Tinubu’s Kenyan Comparison In a recent remark in Yenagoa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu suggested that Nigerians should find solace in being “better off than Kenya and other African countries.” While this may have been intended to soften the impact of economic hardship and rising fuel prices, the comment risks downplaying the severity of the current crisis. It echoes the biblical parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector in the Gospel of Luke (18:9–14). A similar warning is found in the Qur’an (53:32), which cautions against self-righteousness. Like the Pharisee who boasted of his superiority over others to mask his own spiritual void, such downward comparisons serve more as a refuge than a remedy. This validated an earlier dismissive remark by President Ahmed Bola Tinubu during electioneering: “Na statistics we go shop?” Yet statistics remain indispensable - they are the language through which nations understand their condition and chart progress. No country can develop in isolation from measurable realities or without comparing itself with peers. Comparisons, when properly grounded, are not instruments of escapism but tools of accountability. What is objectionable is not comparison itself, but comparison stripped of credible, verifiable data—mere tax collector comparisons that soothe rather than solve. On key development indicators such as security, the Human Development Index, life expectancy, GDP per capita, literacy levels, and electricity access, Kenya consistently outperforms Nigeria. Nigeria is the fourth most terrorised nation in the world, while Kenya is not among the ten worst. Kenya’s HDI ranking is 143 out of 180 countries, with a coefficient of about 0.630, compared to Nigeria’s ranking of 164 out of 180, with a coefficient of about 0.530. Its GDP per capita is roughly $2,200–$2,300, compared to Nigeria’s $807–$835. Kenya’s poverty rate is about 43% of the population (approximately 23 million people), while Nigeria’s is about 63% (around 150 million people), over six times that of Kenya. Kenya’s life expectancy is about 67 years, while Nigeria’s is about 54 years. The literacy rate in Kenya is approximately 81–85%, compared to Nigeria’s 62–65%. Kenya’s electricity access is higher, while Nigeria has one of the lowest levels of electricity access in the world. Kenya has about 3.5 million out-of-school children, while Nigeria has about 20 million. Kenya’s inflation rate has been about 4.5% or lower over the past three years, while Nigeria’s has remained above 15% within the same period. Kenya’s exchange rate has been around USD 1 to KES 130 over the past three years, whereas Nigeria’s exchange rate rose from below ₦500/$1 to above ₦1,250/$1 within the same period. Even with developments in the Middle East and rising oil prices, Kenyans have not experienced the sharp increases in petroleum product prices seen in Nigeria. Across other key indicators, Kenya also performs better. In the end, these indices clearly show that Kenya ranks higher than Nigeria on several development metrics. The standard of living of Kenyans is better than that of Nigerians. If the President considers Kenyans to be suffering despite these stronger figures, then Nigerians are in a far more difficult situation. He should therefore refrain from self-consolation and, in honest reflection, take responsibility for the situation and make a determined effort to drive improvement. This requires a posture of humility, accountability, and commitment to addressing the factors that have slowed Nigeria’s development. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

APC

By the way, Incase you are not aware, Let me tell you an information that will absolutely shatter your mind and break your heart. There are about 15-20 documented cases of the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) mistakenly bombing civilians since 2015. These "accidental" attacks on helpless citizens have resulted in the deaths of over 700 civilians since 2017. And incase you were not also aware, The Nigerian Airforce has even murdered its own officers and Nigerian soldiers “as a mistake”. Just think about how insane this is- but it is true.  Below are memorable incidents of mistake bombings by Nigerian Air Force: •Jelli Market, Yobe (April 12, 2026): A strike on a well-known market that killed about 200 people. That is today. •Maradun, Zamfara (June 2025): At least 20 local vigilantes and residents were mistakenly killed after being misidentified. •Tunga Kara, Zamfara (Jan 2025): About 20 civilians were killed in an erroneous strike. •Sokoto State (Dec 2024): An accidental bombing in Gidan Sama and Rumtuwa communities killed at least 10 civilians on Christmas Day. •Tudun Biri, Kaduna (Dec 2023): A drone strike hit a religious gathering, killing between 85 and 120 civilians. •Doma, Nasarawa (Jan 2023): An airstrike killed 40 people. •Mutumji, Zamfara (Dec 2022): A strike killed roughly 64 people, including civilians and even soldiers. •Mainok, Borno (April 2021): A fighter jet mistakenly bombed a Nigerian Army truck, killing 20 officers. •Rann IDP Camp, Borno (Jan 2017): One of the deadliest errors, where a jet bombed a camp for IDPs and killed about 200 people, including humanitarian aid workers. These repeated incidents of “accidental” bombing of innocent people in markets, in weddings, in IDP camps by the APC are too consistent and concerning for it to be explained away as “mistakes”. With the heavy compromise in the military and the massive presence of terrorism sympathisers at the highest level of government, I will not be surprised that there are terrorists in the Nigerian armed forces who are carrying out terrorism and hiding it under “accidental bombing”. How do you mistakenly bomb a market and wipe out about 200 people? How do you mistakenly bomb and kill Nigerian soldiers as well? Yet nobody will be prosecuted. No officer will be questioned. No airforce chief will be sacked. 200 people murdered in a market today by another “mistake bomb” and yet zero consequences… This is absolutely insane.

Everybody will benefit when Nigeria works. The country is for all of us, not a select few and the cheerleaders of the select few. Nigeria is too blessed for all this crap going on jare. Its frustrating.

"I'm not convinced about Peter Obi" Alaye. FUCCCCCCCCCCK OFF! Just know that there's a long line of slaves waiting before "Special Assistantship" reaches you. Your ancestors like Nsogbu & unleavened baba suwe are still collecting 20K per month.

And PETER OBI is not the lesser evil, never in our history have we had a politician that the opposition couldn’t stifle by pinning some of their crimes on them. In the context of politics, He is a SAINT, squeaky clean SAINT OBI.

As you turn 30 this year, remember that APC came into power when you were 19. That's 11 solid years of your prime wasted. You must hate APC with passion.

You see this particular post?? You must not understand, just reshare pls so it will get to the people who need it. You will be unconsciously saving a woman.

“It’s a democracy, I have the right to support anyone I want” Does the party you support give people the right to support and vote for other parties? Ozuor.