Andrew Bohrer

A tourist map? A #dungeonsanddragons fantasy map? A guide for #Islay #whisky fans? I drew this map to be whatever you need it to be. It is of course, a distillery guide.

Downloaded and signed back into twitter for this. thehardtimes.net/lists/50-bond-…

BREAKING: BFC SPOTTED AT AIRPORT BAR (wrong size for the glass, but still…) Bartender reached for comment said: “I think you are supposed to have good ice now. Like everyone does?” Story still unfolding, stay tuned for updates.

Dear Aspen, I’m a little sorry. ps, thanks for the granola bars.

I’ve been making fun of #aspenideas all week because it’s a place in which a billionaire can blurt out a question to millennial for money. But considering the other side of the spectrum is billionaires trying to keep black people from voting, I guess I should apologize to Aspen

Best joke and most concise explanation of our zeitgeist I’ve heard in a long time from @artBoffin #aspenideas

“Can A.I. help us communicate with animals?” Such a click bait #aspenideas seminar that left me mouthing “so dope” over and over. But what did I learn?

Wells Fargo gave me a free granola bar at #AspenIdeas so I don’t think they are criminals and dirtbags anymore. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@Dlus Aspen. First class list here at the Aspen Public House.

@AndrewBohrer Which resort?!

Resort towns never use jiggers. A single pour of Springbank 12 with beer for scale.

Make it a bronze plaque

Paper tablecloths forever.

@CocktailMD @philipduff Ima care bear man.

@AndrewBohrer @philipduff Finally covering up that My Little Pony tramp stamp, eh?

Twice in my life a man, a man walked up to me, looked me in the eye, and said: “Why are you here?”

Happy 41st birthday to Blade Runner. Here's a marker Deckard from a few years back.

@philipduff It’s going to hurt so bad getting that Heraclitus quote tattooed on my lower back.

@AndrewBohrer A man never steps in the same bar twice, because it’s not the same bar, and he’s not the same man.

How many times can you go back to a bar before you tell them they priced pechuga as espadin?

I just had a pint at a Colorado country club and it felt like me vs the republican crazy 88’s but sun golf clubs for swords. There was a miasma of hate more pungent than truffle oil.