SLUMBERJACK

Shitrus, that’s it that’s the tweet. Thank you and good luck

Tried to watch the pirates on the big screen but Don Cheadle kicked me off his boat

Wonder what @MikeTyson got for Christmas

My dog wishes I was home right now

I watch my dog poop every day, I wonder how she feels about that

@heyjamesfranco I’ve figured out the best way to write the Rant screenplay. give a young gun a shot boiyo

Santa and Dog are fighting for your eternal soul. What side will YOU choose?

I wear big boy clothes now. Which is code for I shop at big and tall stores.

@Kmart I bought a shirt from your store that already had sweat stains and now I'm angry at you

@Kmart I wish you were a human being so I could not invite you to my party

God wanted children until he had us