Andrew Barrett

Left a Mark. MARK RENTON wheeyyyyy

@fuzzballjunior @LaurenDownie08 @AvantiWestCoast Aye three guesses where she gets it from!

@LaurenDownie08 @AndrewJBarrett @AvantiWestCoast Bloody divas!

@gregesplin @HumansNoContext Sorry, mate. Guess that was a bit too soon. Probably by a couple milliseconds at least.

guy wins a free beer by stopping the clock at exactly 10:00 seconds

I said what I said. And quite frankly, A lot of y'all are giving me the boke for not speaking out too.

Pay for twitter? Lol bye

Once again sharing this from @PersistentNasty It's a minefield today. Please take care of yourselves.

@oliviacaw My folks look after my Granda, they said to get him to incorporate putting them on to charge into his evening routine. You can get cases for hearing aids from specsavers, but an old specs case would probably do. Hopefully once he's more settled in the new place it'll get easier🧡

So, we’re obv looking after ma granda. Does anyone have any tips for helping him keep a hold of his hearing aid? We’ve got a spot he’s meanty put it back in but he’s lost another one and we’re at a bit of a loss as to how to help. Can see how frustrating it all is for him.

Call me mad. But I think that British army terrorists receiving amnesty for murder is more worthy of Irish newspaper outrage columns than a load of pissed 20 year olds singing up the Ra at a festival for craic

@jakebenson27 WITHOUT PASSION AND CREATE ART. DOING WHAT YOU LOVE BY BEING YOURSELF. OTHER PEOPLE DEFINE AND SAY YOU WILL FOLLOW YOUR HEART. HAPPY AND FREE, NOT LOVE YOUR ART AND BY INSPIRING PEOPLE LETTING OTHERS TELL YOU YOU CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. 🤔

@ChloeWilson_SM 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I want to go through all the show reports I’ve ever written and do this now

@gregesplin Also thanks @gregesplin for not directly quoting me fucking up calling them out. In reality I said "nae cunt paid twenty quid to hear you shat chite" which I've been getting nae end of pelters for ever since. 🤦‍♂️

It was a tough day at the office today. Still the best office in the world though! 🧡

Our 6.30pm performance this evening (20 Aug) is sold out - but we still have availability for 8.45pm Tickets are selling fast for the rest of our #EdFringe run. Trainspotting Live is at Pleasance at EICC to 27 Aug. Don’t miss out! Book now at pleasance.co.uk/event/trainspo… #ChooseLife

@MartMetcalfe Fuck, I'd love to dogsit for you, but I've gotta do this daft show about a toilet at that time.

I'm going to try & make it to Trainspotting at the Pleasance. I've heard really great things about the live show. It's on 2 hrs after our show ends so if I can just get a dog sitter maybe Friday would work... ( not hinting BTW).

In banning trans women from chess the insane anti-trans lobby has fully revealed their hand. They don't just believe that sex is a non-material immutable binary, they also think that women are intellectually inferior. Which is what we've been saying they believe from the start

Our show is a bit like Marmite, in that after you've experience it, you're covered in brown sticky mess, perplexed by how anyone could ever love this "Rubbish, absolute Rubbish"

Just watched @TrainspotLive at #edfringe for the second time in a few years. Still as good this time around. Definitely go and see it!