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Reading my old tweets from 10 years ago makes me feel young again, unfortunately I’m still dumb

Elon bought twitter today, so I’m back too

@FortniteGame having issues joining friends in squads/duos, please help

@FortniteGame @Sj4best Why do you always update on Thursday’s? It’s my only day off and you guys are always down, why not try switching it up so you’re not inconveniencing the same people every time!!!

I just hit 136 mph in my car but have nobody to tell cause most people find that extremely stupid #lifegoals

Christmas drinking game: drink every time you here the word Christmas during Mariah Carey’s “Christmas” #christmas #imdrunk

Yea go panthers! Cause I love my new city, oh wait I really don’t fucking care

2017: NFL gains a seat in congress

I've always wanted a take out menu folder like we had when we were kids but everything is digital now so there goes that dream

Unless dogs are gonna cure cancer or stop racism then I don't see the point of feeding another mouth in my mid twenties #whatstheobsession

When you find out your friends are absolute lames

Didn't expect road tripping would be showing up to our campsite at midnight every night

Took care of the laundry, bought you lunch while we waited, when it was done I brought it home an all you say is "typical" cause it was damp

Sometimes chips and dip will just happen

Am I the only one who digs those Lincoln commercials with McConaughey #toocool

#13ReasonsWhy better be #13SeasonsLong

Sam and I are burning through #13ReasonsWhy only two more episodes left but we've gotta make dinner first.....can't stop watching

When winter fools spring. #aprilfoolsday

Secret 🖕🏼all day