Andrew Linnie

Ok I wasn't the only person on twitter to have the idea but I'm happy with how it turned out.

I hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the electoral college tied at 269-269 causing an unprecedented constitutional crisis?

@ItsMatt_Again I think the point here isn't the 10 minutes but that having nothing for 10 minutes then two trains within 60 seconds is crap, and classic TFL.

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@rorysherman No, he has paid for a season ticket since 2006 and they've effectively just moved him. I'm all for donations, free clothes etc being scrutinised but this part is a non-story, I'm sorry. He's a world leader, put him in the box. The same journos were silent on Boris, Tufton St, etc

All the people losing their minds at the PM going to the football will be outraged when they find out practically every theatre in the country has a Royal Box.

The same people who screamed that a man can't have a vagina are now screaming that a female boxer born with a vagina is actually a man. Love the sound of goalposts being moved.

One of my least favourite brands of engagement farming tweet is "I flew to X and back for £16 just to buy lunch", which the tweeter invariably follows with "don't blame me for the carbon, the flight was going anyway 🤣", as if flights are a naturally occurring phenomenon.

@natehiggins The correct beverage.

i just got a podcast ad for pepsi max my guy i could not be more addicted to pepsi max

@stjohnnyclair Both have nothing going on on the left wing.

I like the Reform UK bus, because their logo makes it clear they're heading backwards.

New pics of my face thanks to @MCarloPhoto

Still miss him. Happy birthday, Steve.

@deanjohnsonuk Every time

I can’t be the only one who hears “it’s like the tide always f**king rising” in a heavy Scottish accent, right?

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@samjoshphillips Welcome!

A company started last week can be handed £100m of taxpayer money But a doctor of ten years isn't worth a pay rise because they're basically just learning Logic! 🌳🔵

Black cab just tried to drive through a group of school children crossing at a green man outside Charing X then screamed at me for touching his car to stop him. Love making friends on the road 🥰 Maybe @TfLTPH need to add "not being a violent danger to others" to The Knowledge

Wouldn't it be wild if theatre had a Transfer Deadline Day - Mamma Mia desperately trying to sign a Dad from Matilda

Old statue profiles posing as educators posting reductive bad takes are a breeding ground for right wing nonsense and this is just another example.