Andrew Procter

I wanna spin my guitar some more next month.

Just got back from Tesco. The way some people treat shop workers winds me up. Worked in retail for 6 years and I do not miss it one bit. It’s not a 19 year old uni students fault that you’ve decided to leave your shopping until 2 days before Christmas you entitled bellends

truly sad the way adulthood kills all your hobbies. i’m lucky if i read 5 books a year. too tired to play guitar. too tired to cook beautiful meals. we warn people not to make work their identity, but how can you not when work systematically strips away every other part of you?

I’ll read it later

please no more headless guitars in 2023

Live laugh lying in bed with a splitting headache from this hangover.

The GOAT of cereal bowls.

normalize sending memes to stay in touch cuz i ain’t got shit to say

@yltfgo 🍕

@butbac0ntho But when was the last time you got free sauce with Veg?

The peel section of Maccies sauce pots are a logistical nightmare.

God wasn’t fucking around when he made salt & vinegar crisps.

i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working

I’m manifesting @RonnieRadke vs @jakepaul in 2022