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@AlexTran677026 Monty Python is forever.

finally handed back the keys to a house full of painful memories, heartache & trauma++++ 🤍

Happy 70th birthday, Homer Simpson!

@goddessspearl That's some solid smashing from the Fairest of them all.....

hammer + a skip bin full of my earthly possessions that got damaged after two floods in five years. is it ragebait for the superstitious… or just my personal rage room? 🪞🔨

@goddessspearl Possibly but please do it carefully Goddess!

wld ur cortisol rise seeing me smash a mirror?

@goddessspearl Hey Icons....!

Say hello to the icons of Sydney, Australia.

@goddessspearl 1.....

what option do you think I chose?

your “domme” types & curses in all caps for $30 sends. My whale subs are planning Mother’s Day a month in advance. We are not the same. 🥰

@goddessspearl 😥🧽

😔 Dropping My iPhone in a dirty stormwater drain was not very ‘gods favourite’ coded so you should remind me I’m yours. Send for the inconvenience.

@goddessspearl 🏆❤️🎢💥🚀💥🎢❤️🏆❤️🎢🎢💥🚀🤞🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🏆🏆🏆🤎🔥🔥🔥🚀🚀💥🎢🎢🏆🏆🤎💢💯💯💯🤞🤞💫💫🤠🤠🩷🩷🔥🔥🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🎢🎢❤️💥🚀🚀

on the home stretch now. coffees fuel the glow up that comes when I reach the finish 💸🏁

Tulip Garden, Hokkaido, Japan🇯🇵

@goddessspearl ❤️❤️

just woke up to news that nearly sent me into a menty b. be so shocked if you hear a word from me today. I’m in receiver mode, staying focused while you love loudly with silent sends.

@goddessspearl Looking awesome!

time to say hi to my new sub-funded apartment ✨🔑

@goddessspearl Exciting!

I get the keys to my new place tomorrow morning and omg the way I am THIRSTING to laze around in the sun draining simps at my new pool is… 🤤

Whoever made this deserves an award for creativity🤣🤣🤣

@goddessspearl You're a Rembrandt Goddess!

tell Me I am a work of art. 🎨

$1401.33 now -> easy round up to $1.5K. Go fetch. 🐶🦴

@RacingPost Getting a bet on? #fuckoffrhodes

What are YOU most looking forward to next Jumps season? 🟢🟡

@goddessspearl 1

two truths and a lie: ❓i could speak three languages fluently by 21 ❓i interviewed australia’s worst serial killer ❓i bred a new unique flower variety which is now named after me on the official registry guess 1, 2 or 3 to find out which is the lie

@goddessspearl Go Milk!

"Oh, no... Rosie O'Donnell!!" "Don't worry, dad, we'll be dead in five minutes..." "Not fast enough!"