The monumental virtue of man.

@MagnaDarling Oh your cool handsome OC is doing hard drugs habitually? Depending on what they take - they can shit their pants! They can have coke boogers up their nose which they will try to fish out! They will forget about hygiene when they are on their benders!

A lot of yall want to give your OCs addictions or vices without giving them the side effects that come with those things. Your OC chronically smokes? They’d smell like it. Their teeth are yellowing. Please don’t be afraid to make your OCs struggle with their vices!

@inisfael just so yall know - Inns in medeival times weren't hotels. It's one bed. One blanket and a few strangers just sleeping and farting right next to you.

his face when dunk says “sleep in inns” genuinely takes me out hes disgusted as hell 😭😭😭

@sirferrell2 Dwarves honestly might be our only bros. Racist, industrialist workaholic passionate assholes but they are our boys

Yall would’ve enslaved the elves, touched on the fairies, hunted dragons and mermaids until extinction and segregated the vampires

@HTRDeathwish I just really hope the combat is as lethal as possible - if you plan your moves right and get the jump on them, you win. If you fumble, you get anihilated - and not some silly combat design where you get to parry and box vampires if you abuse the movement enough.

We’re developing a semi-open world, first-person game where you hunt supernatural creatures from the World of Darkness. We lean heavily into roleplaying, with a full character creator, multiple ways to solve problems, companion bonding and romance (if that's your thing 😘)

Lighting a candle for my enemies each time I get a Venator match

John the Fiddler, Daemon II Blackfyre, won the pose poll but I wanted to do a bigger project… #ASOIAF #AKOTSK #fanart

@FilmsFallout There's this one victory slide in FNV where if you leave Legate Lanius as the leader of the legion AND use the enclave's help during the battle of hoover dam - Afterwards he chases the vertibird and loses hundreds of men to it like a fucking r****d.

Just to be clear… you’re asking how the people with airships, veribirds, hundreds of troops in power armor and Liberty Prime could get past people in football pads?

@DOGE__news I like that he immediately calmed down

What's your reaction if this happened to you?

@ChrisAvellone Such a letdown to see this as a fan of your writing - out of all damn people who helped develop my worldview when I was a kid playing the games on which you worked. I thought out of all people you would see.

Sorry everyone, I'll be locked into A.I. all week having fun with shit like this

@Maliykus if it had anything to do with fromsoft it would be some emaciated poor actor tasked with crawling through the whole desert occasionally groaning "Zanzibaaart...."

Everyone thinking this has something to do with FromSoft is outing themselves as tourists. As if those edgy generic ass creature deigns have anything to do with their designs.

steak tartate

been thinking about this tweet again and like uh what if i say that behind this bulge is actually 7 inch long uncut gock how would u react???

@cl0wntism shit makes me tweak, and i love tweaking while doing some fun activity like drawing

things like this convince me that Adderall is the magic pill that fixes all your problems like that one Tumblr post talks about

cute girls be fainting dramatically and going "Aaahr, noo, i'm dyiing, help meee.." when they stub their toe on something

Anyways how about concept of interacting with my 7 inches penis that i left outside of frame ob purpose and u really need to beg me if u wanna see it 🥰

@trmirazed Do it

i think i might just start drawing random cute girls i see on the internet

woooooooo

@Aristos_Revenge bruh adhd medicated soldiers are the shit though - coked up fucking psychos hyperfocusing on murder

@SandyofCthulhu Magical curses and wounds that cannot be healed exist - fantasy and heroes at the end of the day are representations of us, how we would act, what hardships we would overcome - folks have a choice to create a char that overcomes even with their disability - just like they do.

Regenerate (D&D 5e) • Level: 7th • School: Transmutation • Casting Time: 1 minute • Range: Touch • Components: V, S, M (a prayer wheel and holy water) • Duration: 1 hour • Classes: Bard, Cleric, Druid • Source: Player’s Handbook, page 271 Description Regenerate is a powerful healing spell that not only restores hit points but also enables a creature to regrow severed body parts, making it ideal for dire situations involving severe injury or dismemberment. Effects 1. Initial Healing: • The target regains 4d8 + 15 hit points upon casting. 2. Ongoing Regeneration: • For the duration of the spell (1 hour), the target regains 1 hit point at the start of each of their turns (10 hit points per minute, since there are 10 rounds in a minute in D&D 5e). 3. Limb Regrowth: • The spell causes severed body parts (fingers, toes, limbs, tails, etc.) to regrow. If the severed part is held against the stump, it reattaches instantly. Otherwise, the part regrows after 2 minutes. • This effect does not restore a creature’s head if decapitated (as that typically results in death, beyond the spell’s scope unless the creature can survive without a head).

@bumbadum14 Jesus seeing trading in the church "Eyyyy what the hell is goin' on 'eeere?!"

Jesus was not born in Bethlehem, Palestine you retard. Bethlehem was in the ROMAN PROVINCE of Judea, which was a satellite of the ROMAN PROVINCE of Syria. Jesus was Italian.