Andy

Bro stop watching porn you can’t bite her inner thigh through the screen

Tweet, follow, or get out of the way.

@wigger @FenixAmmunition BOOLIT SCANNA BLOOool0o0ol0o0lo00ollo000o0o0o0

YouTube threatened us over this harmless @FenixAmmunition commercial

Museums are the original schizo edit

You actually need at least $100,000 to celebrate Easter: @CaudilloXIV tweet about paying $100,000 annual salary for braless French au pair

@penthouse444 They haven't crept with inflation much I think (I haven't bought one in years so could be wrong)

@AndyACKlax Cheap ass tie

You actually need at least $250,000 to celebrate Easter $700 Alden loafers $1,000 Ralph Lauren navy blue blazer $150 Blue vintage 16-35 OCBD $60 LLBean Stone Khakis $90 Vineyard vines silk tie $23,000 2008 BMW m3 $25,000 country club dues $200,000 country club initiation fee

@cigarettesummer Wow I thought I had a charmed childhood but never got to hold a 3' baguette behind my back while in a huddle with the boys

@HESaBSG Wow, I'm impressed. Personally I prefer the dark brown for the Pennys but to each their own

@AndyACKlax LARP post everyone knows you need to buy the $1k shell loafers

@4HLsartorialist Bear market sadly, no Dom Perignon 55 this year

@AndyACKlax This is a poor man's Easter, sorry about the bread lines bro

You actually need at least $50,000 to celebrate Easter $1,000 filet mignon $1,000 oysters $3,000 flowers $5,000 carrot cake $10,000 case of Veuve $5,000 case of white wine $5,000 case of red $20,000 crucifixion re-enactment plus bunny and egg hunt

I actually appreciate the aversion to "celebrating" Easter and Christmas as it creates a culture of attending worship only on specific days of the year, thereby divorcing many from weekly attendance.

Luke 24:5 they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead? 6 He is not here, but is risen: remember how he spake unto you when he was yet in Galilee, 7 Saying, The Son of man must be delivered into the hands of sinful men, and be crucified, and the third day rise again

@JackChambersGB Swimming pool railings are officially ghey

More of the Neptune Pool at Hearst Castle today

@4HLsartorialist @findveritasx Seconded. You'll look back and think "Why did I not wear my best clothes on the most important day?" if you wear anything but your best

@findveritasx Tucked in shirt and tie. Time to grow up

Ok so what does one wear to one’s confirmation? I’m not big on tucked in shirts and ties…

@tinndfishmonger Add chuck roast (though harder to assess doneness)

The lowest effort/highest payoff dishes are steamed mussels and a whole roast chicken

Capitalize names when you text.

Day 277. Also up to 1st Kings one chapter/day.

@hope_indecay @mercurygurl Armf armf armf

worst part about buying cookies from @mercurygurl is i mean to take aesthetic pics but eat them immediately

@MiamiViceGOP Wow. Prep school senior spring final boss combo. Insane

I couldn’t hate Cherry Hill more even if I tried

@tommyswriting Beast. Classic Scottish last name

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