Andy Bates

@campbellclaret Do you think you will ever be brought to justice Campbell? I sincerely hope you are. Remember Kelly

Brexit - the disaster that keeps on disastering. Thanks Nigel …. Nightmare’ queues and missed flights: a turbulent start to EU entry-exit system | Airline industry | The Guardian theguardian.com/business/2026/…

@Keir_Starmer Bit like that chap who said it had become a ‘country of strangers’ Whatever happened to him?

Offensive and wrong. Britain is a proud, tolerant and diverse country. Jim Ratcliffe should apologise. news.sky.com/story/the-uk-h…

@BTBusiness I have just blocked you from sending me txts after a ridiculous amount of spam about EE and the iPhone 17 yesterday. Once I’d txt Stop to the number given - that number then started sending me txts every hour too!!

@BTBusiness I have had 7 unsolicited txts off you today about the iPhone 17, and up to now 4 txts telling me to txt stop to another number since I sent a STOP txt to that number. PLEASE STOP!!!!!

@Northpowergrid I’m finding it really hard to get a date for someone to come and unpair my electric connection from my neighbour so I can have a heat pump installed. Had surveyor a month ago after waiting a month! No one can give me a work date yet.

@SkySportsF1 What is the point of wet tyres being manufactured if a safety car is thrown every time it gets a bit tricky for inters?? Complete waste of rubber??

@GeoffNorcott Well done Geoff! See you at Bradford next season!! 👍

No matter what happens today my son’s first game at Wembley is watching AFC Wimbledon. COYDS

@themiltonjones Best Wishes Milton. Saw you at The Lowry recently. Get well and get everyone laughing again afterwards!

I'm so sorry about this, but I need to announce the cancellation of several dates from my ongoing Ha!Milton Tour. Ticket holders for the cancelled shows will be contacted directly by the venue box office.

@GeoffNorcott Great show in Otley Geoff! Some gr8 material there. I think the mic might have been to blame for a couple of the quicker gags not getting the reaction you seemed to hope for. They were hard to catch as mic was a bit loud. I’ve got tkts for Leeds show in Oct.

@SkySportsF1 as someone who’s Dad had a tyre depot. How quick could an F1 crew get the wheel off, put a new tyre on that wheel, and get it back on again?? It’s easy if you’re just changing wheels! 😁

@aliterative Lovely evening Alice. You’ve converted a new fan in my partner Lisa too! It was surprising coming in to you on stage already chatting to everyone as we arrived! Made it a warm friendly evening!

@AndyB1964 I will be around!

@aliterative Hoping to say ‘Hello’ to you after the show tonight Alice. Good luck with it!

@aliterative @unbounders @HelloGarglers Got mine!! 👍

My tour show of A Passion for Passion is in Leeds tonight! Come see the show and buy the book if you want to love love and fight for joy. @unbounders @hellogarglers #apassionforpassion #bookpromo #romance #comedy

@Herring1967 I wonder when it last said twenty past four?

Why do they even have this clock? Unnecessary risk.

@aliterative @unbounders @HelloGarglers Got tickets for Leeds, Alice. Looking forward to seeing you! x

Here’s the poster for my tour show of A Passion for Passion. Come see the show and buy the book if you want to love love and fight for joy. @unbounders @hellogarglers #apassionforpassion #bookpromo #romance #comedy

@Hudsonweather Saw this in Skipton at around Midday. Is it some sort of front? Hazy to the right and remnants of 2 contrails forming a V, to the right, less hazy cloud. More clear and contrails gone.

@SkySportsF1 Why would any driver change to full wet? Whenever conditions get so bad that full wet are needed - they shove out a safety car or red flag it! There would never be a time when a race on full wets would continue!!

@Herring1967 So Elon has changed sides and is batting for Karmala too now??? 😁😁

America. I’d usually butt out of another country’s politics, but please vote for Kamala. Nothing else matters.

@bbctms Kabadi was screened on Channel 4 in the late 80s early 90s. I used to watch it! You’re right that whilst raiding, the player must chant Kabadi repeatedly to show they’re not breathing in. It’s quite an exciting game! Andy in Skipton

@Hayles_Ellis @thealexstringer Loved the show tonight Hayley. Your timing was pretty good too! You finished just in time to get us out ahead of WY Playhouse - so I got my car park ticket paid before people started queuing for the machines! 😁👍

Leeds! Thanks so much for coming tonight if you did. I forgot to take a pic with my wonderful support @thealexstringer so here is my other double act for the night Mbola. 😂