Andy Burden

The Bell Bath Tues 23rd Nov 8.45pm - I am playing live in aid of Macmillian & We Hear You cancer charities. Please come along - it will be great to see everyone after such a long time, I really value your support.

Live on Tues 23rd November 2021 from 8.45pm - I will playing playing a full two set gig at The Bell Bath. Please come along - I would love your support x (I have been practising for two and a half years since Glastonbury 2019... I promise it will be good!!)

My new album "LoveMeLoveMeLoveMe" Please put it on as you cook your supper tomorrow. Ta. andyburden.bandcamp.com/album/lovemelo…

My job is now mostly working out what the fk the government is implementing. I used to make funny performances.

Please think of the smaller arts organisations that are the life blood of our cultural industries, if you donate. Many large arts institutes, theatres & companies are crowd funding. Check if they have huge reserves, unlocked capital in buildings, or Arts Council support.

@BillHanage Hi Bill, I have been reading your informed posts with interest. It seems there is a huge amount of cod science and misinformation about. I am grateful for some of the issues you have raised, particularly about the development of new viral strains.

I want to be absolutely clear. I am a professor of epidemiology, and I have no idea what this means. It does not seem helpful and better options are available

A little 2 minute love song for you.... andyburden.bandcamp.com/track/girl-don…

It won't be long until BJ uses his playground insults against more and more people he sees as beneath him. Very dangerous man. bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-49…

I have a "to do list" as long as my arm and now I have to get my head around this load of vague new rules... And all at the whim of done posh tories

Austen Undone - totally wonderful in the afternoon autumn sun @NaturalTheatre @janeaustenfest

How *dare* a man who lolls his way, horizontal, through parliament slander a devoted, distinguished NHS consultant? What does @jacob_rees_mogg know of graft, dedication and selflessness to patients? His slur stinks. And so does his arrogance. standard.co.uk/news/politics/…

A busy first 2 days in parliament for Boris Johnson -Lost first 4 Commons votes -Expelled 21 of his MPs, 1 defected -Lost his majority -Worst ever PMQs debut -Told to apologise for race hate -EU talks exposed as ‘sham’ -Lost vote trying to call Election he said he didn’t want

#BorisJohnson behaves like he is a sixth form bully at a posh boarding school. Yet he is supported by working class brexiters... Go figure

Doesn't a No Deal Brexit just mean that there is no deal that can deliver the Brexit promised in the referendum?? #brexit (stands back and waits for abusive texts from defensive brexiters...)

Please can at least one broadcaster confront Hancock, Rudd, Gove and Javid with the fucking footage of them saying they would never prorogue Parliament? An age of zero accountability. Everything is rotten. I absolutely despair.

@piersmorgan Can't wait for the press to dig up your sexual past. Mind you they can dig up your overt sexisn really easily

Halo Hugh... Britain’s moral standard-bearer. 🙏

@MrShaneMorgan It's everyone trying to leave the country

@HilliusGlitch @HackedOffHugh I bet if we dig into your sexual past we'd find dirt on you too

@HackedOffHugh It's disgusting, isn't it, Hugh? Some people just have no sense of self respect, do they?

You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.

@jeremycorbyn And what are you going to do about it? You need to make a bold step against this? The tories are using brexit to create a feudal type Britain that will abuse the working classes that are keen to support a no deal brexit. You need powerful actions and words to stop this

The public outrage at Boris Johnson shutting down democracy has been deafening. People are right to take to the streets - and I encourage everyone to join the demonstrations in London and across the country tomorrow. Find out more here: facebook.com/events/2403783…