Andy Tate 🍁
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Andy Tate 🍁
@AndyBTate
Just a guy who likes hiking, craft beer and playing soccer. Social media pays the bills. I’m andytate on Threads and andybtate on Bluesky.
Canada Katılım Ağustos 2009
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@sidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro @J_Pardi Baseball isn't like other major North American Sports. There are two leagues and two league championships. The World Series is a matchup between two champions. We should definitely celebrate and raise the AL pennant.
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Should the Blue Jays celebrate raising the ALCS banner?
#sick @thesidseixeiroshow @Sid_Seixeiro @J_Pardi
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Stephen Harper ended his speech with a call to unity #cdnpoli
"In these perilous times, both parties, whatever their other differences, come together against external forces that threaten our independence and against domestic policies that threaten our unity"
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LIVE: from the World Economic Forum • EN DIRECT : au Forum économique mondial x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@nbcsnl Surprised to see so many negative comments. I thought these last 2 episodes were the best in a while. Not great but solid with some truly original and funny stuff.
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A day to seize the opportunity 🤟
📍: Mosaic Stadium
⌚️: 5:00pm CST
🎫: bit.ly/4mQNLUD
📻: @620ckrm
📺: TSN
🌎: cfl.ca/plus/

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Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)
John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.
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Hi kids .. #HandmaidsTale (the book not the series!) has just been banned in #Edmonton…don’t read it, your hair will catch on fire! Get one now before they have public book burnings of it.
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To all of you wonderfully dear naive & gullible types out there whom I love so much…
If you are angry about my posts on the US becoming a Canadian province: imagine how Canadians felt when an actual leader of a friendly neighboring country floated that idea across the border. Doesn’t feel good; does it? Learn a lesson from it.
😉😘
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I’ve seen most episodes of #SNL over the past 40 years. Probably the worst monologue I’ve ever seen. Ouch.
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@RealKiTsKorner @JGoldberg12 If they're making money, ownership won't step in. They just look at it as a business.
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