Andrew Chapman

The Mask Collector just got a 9 on The Black List!! blcklst.com/scripts/149591 @theblcklst #TheBlckLst #TheBlackList #Screenwriting #cinema #Filmmakimg #FilmScript #AmWriting #Screenwriter #Screenplay

Excellent script meeting today with two great actors! Even with my busy life as a space travelling sloth, I find time for the important things in life. Telling stories alongside interesting people. #ShortFilm #Screenwriting #Filmmaking #Actors #Acting

The fluffy dictator got what he wanted. The chair. I have been relegated to the floor. If I move him, he meows at me. If I sit there, he sits on me. This wasn’t his spot before today. He knows I need to write and is following the secret code of cats: to prevent human progress.

Welcome to Operation Cut 30 Pages! Wish me luck 🥴 I feel like I’ve been working on this screenplay for over half a decade… oh, wait 🧐

“I need to write!” says I. “Ah, but I need to sit, and which is more important?” says Cat. You win this round, my feline procrastinator.

I am currently writing a script (a Christmas film) about a toy maker. He designs monsters. These are my own monsters. Technically you could claim that making these things is research for my writing. But it’s not. It is simply expert level procrastination.

I want to write a slasher film, set amongst toffs, in a British manor house in the early 1900s just so I can call it Downton Stabbey.

Watching The Boys season 3 on Amazon and the adverts before each episode are trailers for the next season of The Boys!!! Each episode starts with a fucking spoiler!!!

@Thomberley @anon_opin 😂😂

@anon_opin Stand to attention everyone! Someone has announced that "Oasis are overrated ACCtually". Let's take a moment to acknowledge their more discerning musical tastes.

I don't get the hype over Oasis. They had a couple of good songs, but the rest are mediocre at best.

Follow me on Letterboxd for more…🧐 insightful film reviews: boxd.it/23wN5 Havoc review: boxd.it/aWmh2p #Letterboxd #Havoc #FilmReview #LetterboxdReview #Screenwriting

I finally watched The Lunch Club. This is my Letterboxd review. boxd.it/aP0oXv #TheBreakfastClub #FilmReview

RUNTS just scored 8s and 9s on The Black List!! When this happened with my last script it got picked up by an amazing director. Here’s to lightening striking twice 🤞🏻 blcklst.com/projects/149594 @theblcklst #TheBlckLst #TheBlackList #Screenwriting #Thriller #Horror #LowBudget

Gaslighting my own daughter after watching the 1944 film that inspired the phrase. #Gaslight #Gaslighting #IngridBergman #Letterboxd #BlackAndWhiteFilm #DadGoals

Short, violent, dark, weird, and brilliant. In The Miso Soup by Ryu Murakami. I’ve got Audition lined up to read next by the same author. It’s such a great feeling when you find a writer whose style just clicks with you. Brutal and serene. #InTheMisoSoup #RyuMurakami

Today, one of the greatest comedy characters of all time… was born. 🎥🕺 #WatchThisSpace #ClaudeIsComing

Fancy Some Magical Mischief? I’ve got a (sort of) short story in this excellent new collection of short stories from the listeners of the Bestseller Experiment podcast. Click here to get your copy... books2read.com/u/4jjpzY

My ★★★★★ review of The Big Lebowski on @letterboxd: boxd.it/ayZNJn

This is a live action shot of a screenwriter at work. A serene walk along Hengistbury Head daydreaming about serial killing robots. #Screenwriting

A 2,000 calorie full English breakfast for dinner! Sometimes a healthy diet just needs to fuck off for a day to make room for glorious feasting!

Cherry fucking Gherkins #BeneathTheTreesWhereNobodySees

Yeah, I wouldn’t go down there either. Even the pavement marking isn’t keen. #Horror