Toon Toon

@_Revelover_ I have a Labradoodle and I have never once inappropriately touched her genitals. Okay sometimes when I am grooming her, I may accidentally brush against her anus or vagina, but it would be an innocents accident.

@1LoveOneClub @MagpieMediaX @Sjopinion10 Cos he doesn't own a trillion dollar sovereign wealth fund. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@MagpieMediaX @Sjopinion10 Sounds Champion, but why didn't Simon do that with Crystal Palace? more people live in Croydon than in Newcastle but he sold his stake and walked away. He is correct but talk is cheap and didn't do anything for Palace, a club he loves allegerdly.

Absolutely superb stuff from Simon Jordan on talkSPORT earlier today regarding the situation at #NUFC - effectively calling on our owners to actually do something instead of letting the CEO build our hopes up in interviews without backing up his words 👏🏽 @Sjopinion10

@viralvideo48021 @diegohawir God no. That's the ugliest cunt I've ever seen. It's all scaley and disgusting.

Would you eat it every single day?

@GZzyzyx @rcbg62 @NotFarLeftAtAll 😂😂😂

@rcbg62 @NotFarLeftAtAll The kid in the video, 5-10 yrs +/- Obstructing toilets is child neglect crime. Urine can flow back into the kidneys and cause scarring and permanent organ damage. This can prevent the young brain from receiving signals from pressure activated tissues- causing incontinence

😢 He needed to go to the toilet and his teacher said he should have gone in break time … he couldn’t hold it and all his class laughed at him 🤬

@yourgfdanni No. I'd be too busy wanking.

would you hold my hand wearing this ? 🤭

@TheWellsReport @Jeffor1 So?

@AndyDB69 @Jeffor1 Then you have 2 sticks in on the same position on the 8.

Tell me the number smaller than this 0.0001% will win

@benonwine A cunt.

If Margaret Thatcher was a Rolls Royce what is Starmer?

@AdoreCelebsUK On my. I'd love to sniff her panties.

Kate Garraway.

@Mrbigsed @davis_s2210 Pipe D misses the bucket completely. It's behind the bucket. Same for all the buckets. They'll all stay empty.

D will fill up and no other bucket will even get wet. A the tube is blocked at the bend. B the tube is blocked at the very bottom at the bucket opening. C the tube is blocked at the base before the square chamber. The water will continue to flow out of the tube at the D bucket overflowing the bucket but never filling the chamber high enough to fill another bucket. So the answer is of course D

Which bucket will fill first?

@EmilySm43 Squash, tennis, rugby, soccer, lacrosse. Etc.

Name one

@cobweb1989 @LupineLives @grumpynskeptic @dave43law Yeah it does cos of the VAT.

@LupineLives @AndyDB69 @grumpynskeptic @dave43law Fuel duty is set at 53p per litre. VAT is 20% of the total price pre tax. Fuel duty's percentage of costs diminishes the higher the price per litre. So that 35% would decrease the higher the retail price. The government's take doesn't increase.

100% this

@Davesnr56 @Greenexchanges @LeeHarris @JChimirie66677 20% of what though dude? Answer that and you'll understand why the chart says 17%. 👍

@Greenexchanges @LeeHarris @JChimirie66677 As of March 2026, the standard rate of VAT on petrol in the UK remains at 20%.

Every single time Ed Miliband goes on the TV, his ludicrous, entirely dishonest, gaslighting arguments are effortlessly dismantled. It doesn't matter what the subject is. Fuel costs Energy prices Net Zero *Nothing* he says is based in reality. The man is a dangerous liar.

@Greenexchanges @LeeHarris @JChimirie66677 Haha yes you are right and so is the chart. It's just maths dude. VAT is 20 of the pre VAT price or 16.67% of the VAT inclusive price.

@LeeHarris @JChimirie66677 Am I missing something? VAT on petrol? Isn’t 20%?

@devo_1010FF @gofishh77 Hehe I'd help her right after I'd wanked over her titties. Hehe

@gofishh77 I hate when such videos are posted like this ... these people should be helped instead of using them to get online impressions

Serious question, what type of drug causes this? I can’t even imagine.

@gofishh77 Hehe i wanked over her titties. Hehe

@laila_22100 ABCD

Which one look more attractive? Be honest.

@TheWellsReport @Jeffor1 Take the middle stick of the 8 and the 9 and pivot them 90 degrees clockwise around the point on their left hand side. 005.

@TheWellsReport @Jeffor1 Yeah it doesn't say where u have to put them. You can turn the 8 and the 9 into zeros with one stick each. Why change the 5 to a 6?

@LupineLives Haha I once wrote that in a school text book. I thought I had got away with it and then months later the teacher asked me to stay behind after class and said, 'Toon I know this was you, it's your handwriting'. Hahah I was so embarrassed. Hehe. It was about 35 years ago.

Thank you for your contribution Sir 🤦‍♂️

@LupineLives Hehe you're welcome buddy. Hehe

@LupineLives @cobweb1989 @grumpynskeptic @dave43law Poo bum cock vagina piss shit tits anus.

@AndyDB69 @cobweb1989 @grumpynskeptic @dave43law Okay so what are the correct figures if you have them…