Andy

Someone at work has sent a message to the office floor MS Teams channel that she’s accidentally dropped someone’s Tupperware lunch box and broke a bit off, but don’t worry about the food as “it’s still in tacked”!!! And I can’t unsee it. I want to take the piss but can’t.

@hamezhill I see what you did there…..

Imagine dropping points in a high scoring draw away at Everton on the last few games of a title run in. Pathetic.

I see the Goodison Park BOO has be brought across to the Hill Dickinson. They love a good why are we being treated so unfairly BOOOOOO!

@Rowland_OE @SkySportsPL @Carra23 I question your ball knowledge. KDB saw passes and made passes that were unique to him.

@SkySportsPL @Carra23 These are takes that make me question @carra23’s ball knowledge. KDB is good, but he’s not even a better passer than D.Silva or Fabregas. We hype this generation too much! In fact, there’s no type of pass KDB made that Gerrard or Scholes didn't pull off even better.

"I think he's the best passer of the ball I've seen in Premier League" 🪄 @Carra23 says Kevin De Bruyne was the difference for Manchester City battling with Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool for titles 🏆

@CiarzScrawlings I’m guessing both. Probably inspired by these.

Is the idea that Arsenal are bottling it or is he drinking Arsenal tears?

I'm glad Arsenal lost today. We want our guard of honour at the Etihad in April we don't want to win it too soon

You’ll never sing that!

Just seen the Real Madrid coach on Princess Road. Gave it the Vees. #Bert

In theory if City win their game in hand, beat Arsenal then the gap is just 3 points. But that’s based on City getting their shit together. And you just can't have 71% possession, and 24 shots to 1, and not win the game and/or expect to win the league.

I don’t see City winning enough games to take advantage of any potential Arsenal slip. Not creating enough chances, not taking the chances and not playing quick enough with tempo to open up teams. I still miss KDB.

@RealTolmie Hot Stuff that

Never mind Donnarumma, we couldn't do much worse with Donna Summer when we defend corners.

Be quite nice if some City players actually took some shots. Maybe try playing a bit quicker when they’re near the West Ham goal. Radical stuff but worth a go IMO

What time do Spurs kick off tonight? Every 5 minutes…..

Spurs - ‘it’s what we do’!!!

Eze is only good for two games a season now.

Rice doing a big thing about not making any mistakes after Eze scored, and then making a big mistake is chefs kiss.

£20M is a great fee. We’ll be playing him big wages so he comes now rather than in summer though. But overall an ace signing when rumour has it Stones may retire and Ake leaves in the summer. And it also messes up Liverpool’s defensive plans. Win win.

@MoscowIn2008 @TheAthleticFC Lol. Have you seen how much have united spent and wasted? You’re in denial if you think City’s success is all money and United are in poverty.

@TheAthleticFC Wilcox, Berada & the rest are completely incidental to City's success. Even Guardiola is secondary. They win because they've got loads of fucking money. Unlike United's owners.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe did not hide his admiration for Manchester City when he bought into Manchester United. He spoke of their “very sensible structure” and “driven competitive environment” and duly hired some of Manchester City’s top executives. But, almost two years on, United’s attempted ‘City-fication’ has brought them no closer to their rivals. 📝 @OliverKay 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/69744…

@O2ApolloManc Hi. What is the age policy for this gig? It doesn't say on your website. academymusicgroup.com/o2apollomanche…

Welsh rockers Super Furry Animals are headed to #O2ApolloManchester on the 'Supacabra' tour! Priority tickets are available now via: academymusicgroup.com/o2apollomanche…

Stay humble?! Nah Haaland is elite.