Andy

@trademark543 Better than what they look now. The Beano comes to mind

@ClareDuffl48474 Why have I had a notification about this load of boring shite? I don’t know anyone in the thread and gave less than no interest

Darts events sell out in minutes and have done for years. You’ve changed nothing Luke Littler#SPOTY

@MousesTheBand Worm for sure. Got my windowsills and tables ready to climb on 😃

Time for a tracklist 📝 Realised yesterday that 2 of these were on the setlist for our first album launch in 2016 🙈 so yes, this album has been a LONG time coming... Loads of these have been staples in our live shows. Which ones are you most excited about?? 2 DAYS TO GO!!!

@shineypetal And really badly written

@katerinabbc why have they started using a rubbish camera for the weather slot?

Nobody plays a woman wronged like Sally Lyndsey 🙄#loverat

Calm down James #tenable

It’s the charity I feel sorry for. #pointless

Why are people still using these jokers? And you still owe me 50 quid as well for a “lost” parcel. #evri #joke #bbcwatchdog #eBay

I’m not so sure that St Theresa’s Hospice would have used a fraudulent stamp to send a thank you for the donation collected at a funeral letter but rules is rules. Hang your heads @RoyalMail

@MrAllanC @BeckyHill On her rags?

Is @BeckyHill pregnant?

@sainsburys @DurhamPolice why am I sitting in my home in Darlington at 10.30pm and having to listen to construction work taking place on the car park? This is illegal is it not?

What the hell is this #SundayBrunch

Hootenanny has come early this year. Where’s Ruby Turner? #PlatinumPartyatthePalace

Apt name #sundaymorning

@KeithMcCormac17 Lollipops. All free today

#bbcbreakfast Who's that old woman who looks like Marc Almond?

RETWEET & FOLLOW to #WIN. To celebrate the 15th anniversary of @RSDUK we are giving away one of our multi award winning Rega System One audio packages worth £1199. This unique prize includes one of the limited-edition #RSD22 turntables! #REGA #RSD22 #vinyl #turntable #rega🤞

🤮 #bbcbreakfast

@TheDannyVasquez @needleitgroove Haha

@needleitgroove I would have kicked her in her lady-balls