Andy Draper

@UnitedStandMUFC @RudyGaletti Haha this is like sniejder all over again! Were linked to this bloke every summer and winter for 5 seasons straight. Safe to say this is agent talk

🚨 Man Utd have reached out to Atalanta for new information on midfielder Ederson The Brazilian is under contract there until 2027 and remains on Man Utd's shortlist. [@RudyGaletti] #mufc

@Autumnmmnm Not really sure why they need roisin either shes about as funny as a door. Could easily cut her and add another into the mix in the room

This show would be 100x better without Jimmy carr, and I'm not just saying that because I hate him. Why are you constantly cutting away from these insanely talented comedians to an annoying, subpar one who just sits there and occasionally laughs?

@HardlyLoose Peace and quiet

@AlexLeTissier Can smell it 😫

not wearing undr wearr today

@SkySportsNews Oh please give it to him so when he gets them relegated so he cant be ever given a job back as a pundit 😅😅😅 the banter would be off the scale!

🗣️"I will keep them in the Premier League!" Tim Sherwood says that he would help Tottenham Hotspur avoid relegation if he were called in to manage the club.

@CFCJnR Oh us utd fans did say 🤣🤣🤣 the guy its alright but his final third and finishing is well below Premier league level.

Garnacho throwing his arms up at Estevao who was the only Chelsea player to play well. Then guess what Garnacho does a few minutes later? The exact same thing got him angry. We paid for this for Man Utd to get Cunha.

@MrDtAFC Hahahahahaahhaha

And that is why you pick your best keeper. That goes to all you pricks who wanted to play Kepa because it was the sentimental thing to do, you deserve that. The performance from some of those players. You don’t deserve fuck all, you stunk out Wembley in a final. Inexcusable. I'm glad there's no football for two weeks. I'm going on holiday.

@ApolloPoll84486 @troopzafc Why? I've seen us win alot more than you have over the last decade 🤣

@AndyDraper @troopzafc Now say that without crying pls

Man are posting championship clips from YEARS ago, he’s finished 😂😂😂

@ammandev This guy reminds me of rashford. Talented but not as great as everyone thinks. Looks disinterested, had a couple of good seasons then living off them. Doesn't look like hes kicking onto the next level. Take away his penalties, output isn't that great!

Is it finally time for everybody to admit that they absolutely overhyped Cole Palmer? They compared him to BRUNO 🤣

@BBCSport Hahaha idiot! Knew at the time he'd picked the wrong club! Like garnacho, just isn't as good as they think there are but chelsea will buy another player to replace you very quickly! Just money making schemes

Liam Delap is reportedly a summer target for Newcastle, with the Magpies said to be wanting to 'revamp their attack' ⚫️⚪️ Today's gossip 👉 bbc.in/4rQPivH

@heyitsmeCarolyn Ai lol not one delivery lorry except for the yellow one that never moves lol the swimming pool got dug with no machine near by. By hand maybe 🤣🤣 would take ages to handball all that type 1 for the patio

Look at this backyard transformation!

@Livin_Liverpool Laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the quick head turn and thumbs up does it for me 🤣🤣🤣

Hugo Ekitike’s celebration “👍”

@UtdDistrict @fernandokallas @NUFC No there not this is nonsense. Hes 28, we have no idea if were going to finish in the champions league places. No way utd will be paying that much for him 8 games before the end of the season 🙄

🚨 | #mufc are in ADVANCED talks to sign Bruno Guimaraes for around £70m, but renewed interest from Real Madrid threatens to complicate the proposed move. [@fernandokallas]

@SimplyUtd @Reuters @fernandokallas That money for a 28 year old, we dont even know where we will finish in the league, if we get chanpions league etc. this is nonsense

🚨 🇧🇷 JUST IN! Manchester United are in advanced talks to sign Bruno Guimarães for around €80m. However, renewed interest from Real Madrid could complicate the deal. [@Reuters, @fernandokallas]

@UtdForever7 Just want going to happen at this stage. Really cant see utd paying thst sort of money when we dont know if we will get champions league football or not, nonsense i reckon ans his age as well..

🚨The same journalist was one of the first to report Bruno Guimarães’ move to Newcastle United, even when Olympique Lyonnais were denying any deal. 👀 Can this be true? 😭👇💬 #MUFC

@SkyFootball Funny how utd used to have this problem, then a certain player left, utds have stopped and now chelsea seem to have tbe same problem 🤣

Chelsea have reportedly been hit by another team news leak ahead of tonight’s Champions League clash with Paris Saint-Germain 😳 The club declined to comment when approached by Sky Sports News.

@StretfordPost Shock. Biast arsenal journalist saying that because of who's going to win the title! Just another click baiting journalis

So let me get this straight when United were dominating football, winning doubles and trebles it was ok to give the POTY to other players who won nothing? Gtfoh.

@FreckledLiberty Think the funniest part in this is the 46, and still searching! Basically her own advice has got her single and no one now wants her 🤣

horrible advice.

@senysam120 @utdreport @TyMarshall_MEN No chance! Sod giving and rolling over to these teams. You really thing barca would do the same? At 30 million there will be teams trying to buy him.

@utdreport @TyMarshall_MEN the utd board should look at a fair deal for both parties, I have a feeling his coming back might antagonize the success we have so far registered.

#mufc sources insist either Barcelona pay the €30m buy option for Marcus Rashford or he will return to United for pre-season - United are not interested in negotiating the fee [@TyMarshall_MEN]