Andy Greenacre

My ‘Littletude Festival’ at night! @LatitudeFest always look so magical after the sun goes down :) #latitudeforever @JournoJon @MikeLiggins @mattmarvell @marcusbrig

Any reason why you have closed Wrest Park tomorrow @EnglishHeritage when the weather warnings are not nearby? 😡😤😠

@TheShowstoppers the frogs are aliens that are descendants of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, they are trying to get back from space to an Amazon depot near Lowestoft 🐸

@IpswichTown Refund please, this is an unwatchable canera angle! Such a shame

We're now under way. ⚽️ Watch live. ⤵️

@NoiseNextDoor She aced it 👍 hilarious show! Thanks 🙏

@AndyGreenacre Thanks for this Andy! Nicola was a delightful Jet!

@NoiseNextDoor celebrity Jet from Gladiators and the monster could be a Jacob Rees-Mogg as a dentist

@TheShowstoppers the bears take them back to the time when mum and dad were breaking up and prevent the dad’s indiscretion with the aunty #backtothefuture

@TheShowstoppers the bears are found to be stuffed with a toxic substance that happens to a cure for Samuel. They just need to get it out…

@carolvorders @Sticklemouse And from this I deduce that he either had money in a very low interest account, or he has about 100k in savings? I think this is highly unlikely. A multimillionaire only making 4K in interest?

BREAKING Rishi Sunak's tax return has just been published. In tax year 2022/23 he made c£2.3m. He paid £520,000 in tax. All legal. An effective tax rate of c 23% as a lot of it was capital gain (eg profit on share sales) not income. We don't know which company shares he earned these millions from, or where he holds his shares, as he holds his wealth in a "blind trust"....which is blind to the rest of us. Employees generally pay much higher rates of tax + national insurance.

@HannahRosay @ClaudiaWinkle @comicrelief @jimparkyn Thanks Hannah 🙏 have you dean Claudia yet?

@AndyGreenacre @ClaudiaWinkle @comicrelief @jimparkyn Love it ☺️

In tribute to the latest series of Traitors I made my very own ‘Claydia Winkleman’ out of plasticine! . What do you think @claudiawinkle 👍 inspired somewhat by the hilarious sketch with @dawnrfrench for @comicrelief 😂 I was taught model making by the brilliant @jimparkyn

Tonight @Cassiefairy and I had the pleasure of seeing the comedy legend @AngelaBarnes perform at the @MarinaTheatre1 in Lowestoft 👍 thanks for the laughs 😂🤣😂

Great set @CheeseCakePCK at Lowestoft @MarinaTheatre1 👍🤣

@HannahRosay Happy birthday Hannah 🥳

My Birthday is officially here 🥰🙀❤️ Let’s bring on a awesome positive day ☺️ art is defo planned to 🫶🏻

@SusanCalman we got to 1000 likes 👍 and I’ve told Muffin… she however seems indifferent to this fabulous news 😂😻

I would to be able to let Muffin know that she is liked by over a 1000 cat lovers on Twitter 😻👍

@Jentay61 @SusanCalman Thanks 🙏we think she’s pretty awesome too

@SusanCalman @AndyGreenacre Lovely, floofy, tortie x

Susan's #CatOfTheDay is Muffin. Thank you @AndyGreenacre for sharing this pic!

@sue_plater @SusanCalman Thank you 🙏 she does indeed seem to be in charge in any room she finds herself 😂😻

@SusanCalman @AndyGreenacre Muffin is very beautiful, & appears to be in charge of many miscellaneous items!

@caspar_gay @SusanCalman Muffins wanted me to say happy new year back to you @caspar_gay 😻👍

@SusanCalman @AndyGreenacre Hiya gorgeous Muffin 🤩🤩🤩 Happy New Year 🎊🎉🎈💗🎇🎇🎇🎇

@JustAiryThings @SusanCalman Haha! Totally agree… Toys 0, Muffin 1 😻😂👍

@SusanCalman @AndyGreenacre Oh Muffin, you are a gorgeous calico. Who needs tons of toys when they should be paying attention to you.

@susatill @SusanCalman Funnily she lost interest after her photo opportunity 😂

@SusanCalman @AndyGreenacre Muffin ready for a bit of Lego action 😻