Andy Hart

@JohnCleese @bobmca1 After completing the end of his no flat whites during the day challenge, aka Ramadamadingdong, Sadiq The Beak officiated the opening of a new restaurant in Whitechapel today

@JohnCleese @waychee1 No we don’t ! Piss off and don’t come back

Sorry to have to say this... The British do not like the kind of diversity that intends to take over Britain and kill any infidel that does not convert to Islam Is that hard to understand, silly little man ?

@JamieLFC901 @Carra23 65% of goals from open play !!?? More than half the premier teams

@Carra23 Arsenal are disliked because champions should be entertaining and they are the opposite of that. The PL champions should be playing a style of football that every other team would love to emulate. With Arsenal it's just dark arts and set pieces, it's boring and so is the PL.

It’s not bizarre at all, you say ‘rooting’ for City which I totally understand they don’t provoke the same feelings as others, but people aren’t rooting for City, they WANT them to beat Arsenal! That’s the difference. The column looks at why. Thanks for bringing more traffic👍

@Mishi_2210 180

Are you able to solve this? 🤔

A school in Calgary is cutting off food in the canteen for regular pupils in order to make those doing Ramadamading-Dong feel included. What next? No shitting in the bathrooms to make stoma bag kids feel like they belong?

@TFTerraceMedia He’s absolutely mental !!

What is WRONG with Pep? x.com/youngjohne8776…

@your_junuu 4

@Corballyred Tough choice really a few corners or 115 breaches of financial Fairplay !! Are you mad

If Arsenal win the PL, they'll be the most boring team to take the title in its 34-year history. Their games are utterly dreadful to watch. Can't remember a more dislikeable PL side. For football's sake, their anti-football mustn't succeed. Come on Pep & City, stop them 👍

@Freya_643vl 52

How many people still in the room.....?🤔

@SineQuotes Calcium build up I think.. it stinks aswell

I saw this in my friends month what is that

@georgeachillea Of course it’s a foul for gods sake ! Unreal

God it gets worse…

@vxylily Windscreen wash pedal

99% of people don't know what this switch does. Can anyone explain its function? 🤔

@TheArsenalMind Hardly ever makes a mistake to be fair ! Awesome player

One message for Declan Rice?

@Matt_Pinner Mick Mc man is

I am absolutely clueless on this one.

@dittyefe @topskillsportuk He’s a prick mate

@topskillsportuk My gaffer will never behave like this, he is a people's person 😔

🚨💣 Heartbreaking scenes outside the stadium after Arsenal’s win over Wigan Athletic last night 💔😔 A devoted Arsenal fan, holding his young son’s jersey, begged Mikel Arteta for an autograph as the manager walked to his car. Arteta looked over, said nothing, got in, and drove away without signing. The father was left standing there, jersey still in hand, trying to console his visibly upset son. Football gives you moments you never forget… sometimes for the wrong reasons. 🏟️❤️‍🩹

@topskillsportuk Here’s the problem with living in 2026 ! What if this was a knife man, Acid attacker or even a shooter ???? Trust no one, especially in London

@chefsevenn Perfection

This steak was ordered medium. Overcooked, undercooked, or just right? 🥩

@Tripple____M Extended their lead and 2 points dropped in the same report !!! Worlds gone mad

Find Gabriel Martinelli and keep your eyes on him. He wanted to greet Mikel Arteta so bad. He knew he fvcked up😂😂

@ModernHeadman @charles_watts Yeah but did his job ! Not a lot got past him did it ?? Our best player behind Declan Rice I thought. How many mistakes and panics did Raya have ?? But he was awesome too. No one has the perfect game

@AndyHart19 @charles_watts Is that what u call.fantastic? Misplaced passes, panic, fouls and fortunate to escape without a red card?

Gabriel escapes a second yellow card for a foul on Ouattara. Very fortunate. Could easily have seen red there.

@ModernHeadman @charles_watts Did you actually watch the game ???? He was absolutely fantastic and so was Mosquera

@charles_watts Gabriel was shacky from start to finish