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Andy Jukes

@AndyJukes

I'm a pistol-packing tenor in a Cultural Revolution opera!

Vancouver, British Columbia Katılım Ağustos 2008
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
@TheRickWilson Howard’s the only one with no “a” on his face. I guess he’s not worth the copyright.
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Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma·
15 years ago in Coventry, England, a 45-year-old bank worker named Mary Bale became the target of one of the first massive internet manhunts. On a quiet evening in August 2010, she was captured on CCTV stopping to stroke a friendly tabby cat named Lola. After checking that the coast was clear, she inexplicably picked the cat up by the scruff of the neck and dropped her into a wheelie bin before closing the lid and walking away. Mary was fined £250, plus costs, and banned from keeping animals for five years.
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@WOOSTERCOLLECTV Please advise Zazzle that the registration is WAY off on the black t-shirts. Glad I only paid 14 bucks.
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Carolyn
Carolyn@Carolyn_on_X·
In the Time Machine and back to early 1981… Who are you going to see at Rock City, Nottingham? (From Sounds Magazine via Generation X Facebook page) The Gen X gig was cancelled so I’ll go for The Stranglers
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@CityofVancouver Strange red liquid running down lane between E. 48 and E. 49, between Fraser and St. George.
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
@pleasures_now Any chance you have a Large size of FACIAL THERMAL LONG SLEEVE left over? I couldn’t afford one previously but I have the money now. Have my eye on that STICKER T-SHIRT as well.
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
Really great, expansive obit for someone whom I was privileged to know. He was a friend, but it seems he was everyone's friend. The world is poorer for his passing. Barry Janyk, who served four terms as Mayor of Gibsons, dies coastreporter.net/local-news/bar… via @coast_reporter
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
I am bailing on this shithole site. Follow me on Bluesky at andyjukes (all one word).
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
“Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.” [Hemingway] I dunno, just seems timely.
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
I forgot what a numbers beast John King is. He must spend the four years between elections memorizing this shit.
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Oh here we go with fucking Dixville Notch.
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
The Great Black Plastic Purge of 2024.
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I've been feeding peanuts to the neighborhood crows. which is fun, but it's gotten out of hand. I just went outside and there were about 40 birds waiting for me.
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Andy Jukes@AndyJukes·
Finally beat today's @NYTGames Spelling Bee, but only by ultimately and desperately combining random letters into things that sounded like words.
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