Robtani

Ok holy fuck…………….. honestly I need to see @TB83617012 and @BeatoMcFuck today

@Bat_Fitch29 hey me and TB are gonna do fun things today any chance I can see you I would love to

@Ken_Campbell27 Can someone just come and shoot this guy

My Hart Trophy ballot: 1. Connor McDavid 2. Cole Caufield 3. Nathan MacKinnon 4. Nikita Kucherov 5. Macklin Celebrini

It’s fair to say that I’m the most responsible reliable trusted go to guy gets stuff done the best and rightest way street work school smart most logical…………… But I give all the credit to my roomate/ leader/ one of my best buddies for teaching me how to grow up in room 113

@dartsRforkids Oh fuck oh no

@AndyMarnerRojas You and I need to have a chat hahaha

A letter to my ex, penned by darth. Proofread by darth: Fuck you

You couldn’t pay me to watch soccer, what a gay sport.

@DikeHuntII Yea could fucking leave 50 Ferraris there and he wouldn’t notice point is he won’t cuz he’s gotta come back and drive them back for the parade

@AndyMarnerRojas I’m sure Mitch can afford to lose a $10k suit and a couple pairs of Hanes undies while making $12m/year #canesin6

I’m gonna leave my clothes in the hotel is the best line that’s ever been dropped in hockey history………………………. If you didn’t think the script had this series going 7 with a Marner OT winner you can’t read

@shrekdagwood @ConnorRib U put ur gear on and get on the dock I’ll have my guy

@AndyMarnerRojas @ConnorRib I’m sick of you being washed is all. Need some enthusiasm here we got a big trip coming up here. I want you to turn back the clock Rob. We miss you in peak form

Not getting enough out of @AndyMarnerRojas right now #washed

@shrekdagwood @ConnorRib wtf fek ur not there we got 2 guys arguing over not going out and neither of them are out

@AndyMarnerRojas @ConnorRib Yup👍 and you are sitting here missing out on drink time to play MLB the show with your little buddy from freshman year. Smfh

@TB83617012 @ConnorRib @Bat_Fitch29 Yea fuck I don’t choose the common cold the common cold chose me

@ConnorRib @Bat_Fitch29 @AndyMarnerRojas I’ve gotta defend Robtani a bit here…… he’s been giving er lately, sure it’s probably not the numbers we see out of prime Rob but he’s still an over ppg player.

@shrekdagwood @ConnorRib Hahahah I mean sneaky ur right but the guys make it

@AndyMarnerRojas @ConnorRib Well I listen to you right Ktown is a shit hole we should all move to bluff

@shrekdagwood @ConnorRib All the guys are here come here and have drinks with the guys

@AndyMarnerRojas @ConnorRib Don’t come at me. You are the one who didn’t want to come to La Quinta and have drinks w the guys. Save it little boy play your game

@shrekdagwood @ConnorRib Now here’s a guy that hasn’t had drinks with the guys since 08

@AndyMarnerRojas @ConnorRib Let me play the show instead of see my buddies like I’m 12 years old here

“Christ, that could be the stupidest question I’ve heard.” Torts on if he considered going to Adin Hill in the 3rd period 😂

Can someone put @blairewilsonprj on a diet or maybe a stair machine wouldn’t hurt either…………….. actually fuck it give her some makeup maybe someone would want to have sex with that thing and that’ll burn a couple calories

Fuck I’ll keep dumping money into that squad………….. Vegas 7

@dartsRforkids @Phillyflush67 @pinewarmer420 @TeemuSalamisSon We’ve never swung a game before

@AndyMarnerRojas @Phillyflush67 @pinewarmer420 @TeemuSalamisSon Non negotiable

@Phillyflush67 @pinewarmer420 @dartsRforkids @TeemuSalamisSon will buying a new 700 dollar driver help me

@dartsRforkids @Phillyflush67 @pinewarmer420 @TeemuSalamisSon Fuck you gotta see my game play tho

@AndyMarnerRojas @Phillyflush67 @pinewarmer420 @TeemuSalamisSon No. No. You come see me, we put you into Statcast and see what bat you need the right way