Andrew Purvis

@daviddaglishh @OfSelina @AnthonyTeasdale @Keithr10 I was laughing at that the other day

@OfSelina @AnthonyTeasdale @Keithr10 @AndyPurvis

I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on

@GianfrancoShoIa Legends on Netflix is excellent

Any recent true crime doc recommendations? ( sorry off topic vs my normal tweets 🤣)

@AnthonyGriz @FitFusion__ How much is olive oil in the us it’s probably about $20 in the uk

@FitFusion__ Waste the whole liter of olive oil for this… It’s terrible

Put the eggs in olive oil! I learned this trick at a French restaurant

@holdthatelle @ellebrookeuk Owen

Who is the most unlikeable sporting pundit? 🤣👀

@dazcurry That is mental

@Keir_Starmer @HarrietHarman Is this a parody account?

I’m delighted to appoint @HarrietHarman as my Adviser on Women and Girls. Harriet is a strong advocate for women and girls and I know she will deliver greater opportunity for women in public life. I’m committed to tackling structural misogyny that is a barrier for too many women and girls. I look forward to working with Harriet to drive forward action on this important issue.

@RachelReevesMP I think he lost his mandate today

These are tough election results for Labour and I’m sorry to all of those colleagues who have lost their seats. Keir Starmer won a mandate to change our country. We must get on with delivering that mandate - and show how politics can improve people’s lives for the better.

@v3toryy No Nokia?

All the cell phones I've ever had 😊

@ChronicleNUFC Let’s hope it’s not Milton

Darwin Nunez reaches free agent transfer agreement with Newcastle United weighing up next striker move chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football…

@dazcurry @geordiejosh What are the boats doing this year are we doing the full up and down the Thames?

Genuinely 10x better than our £55m marquee RW signing, get him in.

@lavaxgrl Is this a day early

It’s over

@daviddaglishh @NE5westend Looks like Rita sue and Bob

@NE5westend Seen his goal v boro done his winding arm celebration

Mick Channon

@NE5westend @BBCSport @DubzzzyD universefootjersey.com/collections/en… Cheaper and faster from here

@BBCSport @DubzzzyD DH gate and fuck them off

It costs £123 to buy a child the new England World Cup shirt and shorts 👕 The price of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland kits have gone up too.

@NUFCTheMag The mag was once a great publication now with stuff like this I am surprised it’s still about

Rafa Benitez needs to replace Eddie Howe themag.co.uk/2026/03/rafa-b…

@currentiyke @Manlike_Six That’s not swat

@Manlike_Six SWAT

Always play to win.💯

@daviddaglishh @Hjaston He’s up

@Hjaston @AndyPurvis

Lad at work has a £5 e/w 7 fold on pays £15k. He’s won first race and cashed out for £49 😂🤦🏼‍♂️

@paddypower @daviddaglishh

Just when you think Spurs can't get any worse, they get even worse. And then they get even worse after that.

@daviddaglishh @historyinmemes I bet he could

@historyinmemes Bet he can’t go under 9 seconds in the 100m on Daley Thompson’s decathlon on the spectrum

This streamer just made history by becoming the first person to clear Through the Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero at an insane 200% speed.

@daviddaglishh @80s90sfootball @Keithr10 Goal Lazio

@80s90sfootball @AndyPurvis @Keithr10

#OnThisDay in 1993 The opening credits of Gazzetta Football Italia Not too sure what Paul Gascoigne's stylist was thinking. Looks like Toad of Toad Hall "Cue titles"

@MichaelVaughan Took us from a well established epl club to a yo yo club be careful what you wish for

Got them from the championship into the Champions league .. 👍