Andrew Junior

@_AsiwajuLerry The team that beats Croatia wins the world cup. France and Argentina gave Portugal lessons.

The last time Portugal faced Spain.

@tokunbo_wahab Incompetence na water

We sincerely apologize.

@biolakazeem Show me Ronaldo scoring free kicks Show me Ronaldo "Jumping, pausing and heading" balls into the net Show me Ronaldo shooting from 40 yards multiple times. You must not talk!

Ronaldo is better in every single respect. It is not an opinion. It is a fact.

@lawrencekitema A Client is an anticipated Customer.

For those who are fluent in English, what's the difference between a client and a customer?

@DiianaD_ I'm a Manutd fan, bt I love Saliba

Who?💁🏽‍♀️

Someone should tell @Bitnob_official to give me my $110 so that I can use another platform to make international payments. Peller Ycee Dembele Norway

@_AsiwajuLerry You forget to add Aston Villa and Nottingham forest!

Champions League trophies in London: Chelsea - 2 Arsenal - 0

@0luwat0sin_ Yes

@AndyRenaissance Really

Quick question: If water pump machine got spoilt, whose responsibility is to replace it? Tenant or landlord? PS: Landlord doesn't stay in the house.

@JasonCl27104227 @rioferdy5 What have u won?

@rioferdy5 forgetting just how far utd are from winning anything

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@rukky_nate Tinubu

You’re God for 24hrs. Your only goal is to eliminate one disease from the world. Which disease are you eliminating?

@kenkenlewu It was her name, not Blessing herself, so the court will forgive her.

Blessing CEO claims she had stage 4 canc£R and uploaded the medical report online and even went ahead to ask for Donations Today, the family that owns the original result has filed a lawsuit against Blessing CEO The family said the document belonged to their daughter who is in the hospital battling cäncer but they don't know how she got the result, edited it and claimed it as hers. This is a very serious case against Blessing CEO, if the allegations are true Blessing CEO may face trial for 1. Forgery (up to 14 years imprisonment) 2. Identity Theft under Cybercrime Act (up to 7 years imprisonment) 3. Obtaining money under False Pretense (up to 20 yrs impris0nment) If found Gui'lty, She may serve her prison time concurrently or consecutively with FR£# stony watery beans ©The people's Parliament

@Big_Mck @lekan_olayinka1 Time to block this idiot.

After spending 13,000 Naira to buy 10 liters of fuel for his pass my neighbor generator” - as against N7000 he bought 3 weeks ago, thanks to the war his lord and personal saviour Trump started. He will charge his power bank. Then charge his phone to stay on twitter, worshipping a white man who has made his life miserable. Let’s even say America is winning (which is by far the reality), this airhead does not have a single idea what that means for him. He’s here having an orgasm over an illusive American victory, while people in Iran currently buy petrol for less than N100. Isn’t he the same individual that used to run that “scpricoco” or whatever the name is twitter account. A proper grifter. An idiot through and through. All that there is in his life is white worship. Nothing else gives his life a meaning.

David Hundeyin convinced you guys that the US has lost in Iran, and you all believe it. I can’t put my finger on it. As we speak 44 countries are rallying up against Iran over control of the strait of Hormuz. The Gulf nations are turning against it. Saudi Arabia has called it a terrorist nation. Its Navy, Airforce, weapons industry are gone. The foreign minister who spoke with Israel a few days ago took permission from Israeli Airforce to travel in his own airspace. The US is doing all these while still supplying Patriot missiles to Ukraine. The airspace of Iran is a playground for the US and IDF. In a few days an overwhelming force of the US will likely land in Iran. All these while the entire leadership of Iran is gone, and the Mossad is calling the remaining threatening them. I don’t get what universe you guys live in.

@bennyjohnson @AngelStudiosInc Just throw ur stone and God will guide it.

This is the perfect movie to watch with your family ahead of Easter. David is streaming now on @AngelStudiosInc. Join the Angel Guild to watch: angel.com/benny

@cb_doge Is it my corrupt mind cos why am I seeing the cap of a dick?

Elon Musk with SpaceX Dragon in 2008

@maxvayshia Understand laws or listen to commentaries. Don't just watch pictures.

This is a shame. Officiating in the EPL is at a primitive level. Get off my sight

@drpenking This one dey find engagement, egg roll was sold N30 in 2004.

Egg Roll was never 50 Naira . Take it easy with the lies

@PeakSxnti Arsenal fans are the most delusional and they know it.

Not Real Madrid, Not Barcelona, Not PSG, Not Bayern... Freaking Manchester United players said they would beat us and they absolutely did.

@akwa_nana Wrong narrative!

whatever you do in this life don’t be this type of guy.

@NemeremNjoku This is equivalent to banana island, the most expensive real estate in Africa.

Middle income neighborhood in Morocco