grown adult young woman

@v_u_l_n_i it’s true! even if he can’t do it good i’d let him do it hard

Nicolás Jaar... the PADRE that you are...

when i was in my early sub q estrogen era i would also play this exact song during my shots… hive mind

@malisolves DEFINITELY for the girlies

@malisolves my favorite friday puzzle ever!!

hey girlies! i wrote today's #NYTXW for you :) hope you enjoy🥰🥰

@bejohnce I LIVED for the “opportunity to design a custom accessory worn by Red Robin servers nationwide” that was a prize one year. The OPPORTUNITY, not even a sure thing......lived

tweeting about got me started video as an iconic work of art and seeing the timeline tear him apart… two things can be true

the fashion, the janet moves, the mauvais sang bowie scene…. oh this is a work of art

wearing tights with a romper… i narrowly avoided two bathroom emergencies today 😭

i NEED to stop finding gay men sexually attractive…. i’m a woman now and it’s time i accept these 🚬s for who they are!

@yungtyranny my jaw was down the entire video

THIS CANT BE TRUE?????

[at the walgreens register buying a gatorade with two lipsticks in my pocket] “$3.80? wow, gatorade’s gotten expensive!”

i am going to say something that should be concerning to modern feminism

@fuglibetty this is such an intellectual take

she stumbles into these fleeting instances of cuntressry with the clumsiness & naïveté of a newborn foal

the funniest person that has ever went to nyu

@jetskitosway 5 because obelisk is bestie

encountering a clue like this in the wild would be soul crushing

it still gags my mind that the 3d crossword puzzle joke from futurama actually makes sense