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The first photo was 21 years ago today. Happy birthday to the best daughter ever; getting to be your dad is the greatest experience ever. Kudos to your mom, the most awesome co-parent I could have hoped for. So proud of her.

@lexxishreds The one you enjoy the most.

Which color suits me the most?

@heyyguido Those same banks have investments in the multibillion dollar mainstream porn industry and look the other way is the money is big enough. Brazzers does not have to struggle to find places to handle or manage their money.

Last year, my bank closed my account, telling me they don't want to do business with me after realizing what I do even tho its perfectly legal.

It’s the little things that fill life with joy. Like responding to a forced birth freak in messenger.

@LucyKDenver I doubt I am representative but Amy Winehouse, Bad Religion, Bjork, Chumbawumba, Dead can Dance, Dead Kennedys, ice Cube, Enya, Slayer, Deicide, Tool …

A question for the eldest millennials, what music were you listening to in the aughts?

@lexxishreds I really wish that were true.

WARNING: Liking this post may result in a rocker chick with a hairy muff appearing in your room tonight.

@sober_empath Lived with daily ideations for 42 years. This bastard might just kill me and others like me.

Get ready to deal with the crazy, unhinged people including me!!! I take an antidepressant, a mood stabilizer and a sleeping medication. I am not ashamed. If you're a diabetic, you take insulin. Mental health is the same for me. Not everyone who has mental illness takes psych meds. And that's okay. There is no wrong or right way to treat mental illness. We're all different.

@LucyKDenver Just get home safe; there are cats waiting to resent you having been gone so long.

This flight is PACKED. Not an empty seat in sight.

@MikhailGreyXXX @summ3rsinclaire That must be why I get along with SW so well! 🤣

@AndyTernay @summ3rsinclaire We all have ADHD though so it's hard to execute

Hear me out...can all of us who make content and collab just pool our whore money and buy up a town together? United Sluts of America.

@Kuriositykills You are better and smarter than all of those assholes. Don’t give them a minute of your time.

Update: -I have been called a cunt 21 times. -been told I will never find a good man 5 times. -will end up alone 7 times -and told to get back in the kitchen 3 😂 It’s been 8 hours

@LucyKDenver Yea! Safe journeys!

I will be home in 24 hours!

@kickstand_dp @luxemiaa This is how I met my girlfriend of 10 years, moron.

@luxemiaa Guys… never under any circumstances ever do this. This is how you get friend zoned.

I canceled a date because I wasn’t feeling great. I told him the truth. My period had started, I was exhausted, and I was in one of those moods where even putting on jeans felt unreasonable. I assumed we’d just reschedule. Instead, he asked if he could stop by for a minute. I said yes. A little while later he showed up at my door with ice cream and chocolate. He handed me the bag, gave me a hug, said he hoped I felt better soon, and then left. That was it. No expectation that I entertain him. No attempt to turn it into a shortened date. No “well, I’m already here, so can I come in?” He just wanted to........

@Dinomommyphd Intelligent.

Describe me in one word

@ReysukaXO Happy Mother’s Day and best wishes to you!

Don’t forget to wish me Happy Mother’s Day 😘🦖🌎❤️

@ReysukaXO News flash: women can not only walk and chew gum at the same time they can research, write and publish research, do public education, cosplay and really awesome sexy stuff as well.

I’m both people get with the program! OF funds my dinosaur research, I’m the p star paleontologist 😘⭐️🦖

@itsbighonkin I will never understand why the human body in an erotic context is verboten but casual violence is fine.

Whenever a picture of my body gets flagged as “sensitive content” I think about how this app showed me multiple angles of Charlie Kirk’s neck exploding with zero warning

@leighafterdark @Thenakedskinpr Very cool!

Little afraid to share this one on IG but it’ll be fine here haha. By far my favorite picture ever! Little chilly that day and the water was COLD, but the shots came out amazing! 📸: @Thenakedskinpr

@sober_empath You constantly demonstrate kindness, empathy and a willingness to help others. I think of you as a role model for my sobriety. Thank you for just continuing to be you. Wishing you peace.

I was gonna go to this AA meeting with a dinner and dance afterwards but my friend just had her mom pass away so idk if we're going. I told her I'm completely okay with skipping out on it and just hanging out at her place if she wants. Or if she needs some time alone. They had a difficult relationship. 😢

This really annoys forced birth freaks because it is accurate.