Andy

When the ‘keeper decides to go for a walk.. 🚀

Cunha is a national hero for that. Can't let those satanists get away with that corner bullshit forever. Play football you pussies

Enjoy KID 😉

🚨 Defoe: “Pedri plays in a museum. Bruno plays in a war zone. One keeps the ball. The other decides games. Swap them & Pedri drowns in Manchester noise. Bruno in Barca? Lewa gets fed, La Liga gets more exciting, & the assist charts get rewritten.”

They're referring to them as "the five" like they escaped fox river prison. 😭😭😭

Manchester United.

it’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run instagram account

This is absolutely brilliant… 🤣👏

it ain’t never been that hot

ok hear me out... Summer really is the worst season. just has really good PR.

oh my fuck.

Happy Father's Day

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me

To the men rebuilding quietly: your time is coming, stay locked in.

Why am I seeing Jordan Henderson playing for England in 2025?

Life’s a book… each day being a page leading to the next.. phases of life come and go like chapters.. not every character/job/idea has to appear in every chapter. Some things are perfect for the story when it’s needed.. and then disappear as just a fond memory. A pivotal influence to get from one era to the next… Don’t be scared to end a chapter and start anew.. you’re gonna have to do it eventually anyways. And always remember to check with the mirror every once in a while and make sure your book is one that makes you happy.. and if it’s not, change direction.. I think that you’re allowed to do that.. we have NO IDEA when the final page is being written.. with no sequels. ‘Tis our only chance at this thing here. I appreciate you all so much for everything. I’m living the dumbest book of all time.. trying to figure it all aht as I go.. #UpToSomethingSZN

Thank you, football. 🤍

@AdamCurry_ 🤦🏻‍♂️ Bunch of jokers. He’s not even the best centre forward we’ve had, never mind player.

@AndyWhite35 Whitey some people saying he’s the best England player ever mate😂

Harry Kane is finished at international level, he can’t move. Can’t press. Like having a mannequin up front. It’s alright doing it against a bunch of builders from San Marino. Invisible against good teams.