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@TriviaChat @TooGooden17 Lighten up

@AndyWilhoit2 @TooGooden17 If only it was actually funny….

In an attempt to save their season, Mets are considering a rare 8 team trade: Mets get: Alonso, Nimmo, McNeil, Diaz Jays get: Bichette Rangers get: Semien Mariners get: Polanco White Sox get: Robert Jr Orioles get: prospects Dodgers get: prospects A's get: salary relief

@DonOrsillo @Padres lol you two are so good

About last night….I am ok 😂 @Padres #ForTheFaithful

@RealRRothschild @BenStiller There’s so much unbelievable cringe in here - can’t even unpack the stupid

You publicly posted: “This was not the photo I approved.” Yet the Hollywood machine still slapped your face on the Focker-In-Law poster with Ariana Grande and De Niro anyway. They didn’t give a damn about your opinion on your own damn movie. How does it feel knowing that even as a card-carrying liberal Hollywood elite, the industry you’ve spent decades defending and donating to still treats you like a controllable prop with zero real power? All that virtue-signaling, all those lectures about “respect” and “agency”... and they won’t even respect your own face on a poster.

This was not the photo i approved.

@Boston1871 @MLB this was dumb but you already knew that

@MLB MLB isn't supposed to be about just one person. You pandering to one race is against everything baseball stands for.

Every team will take the field today and pay tribute to Jackie Robinson #Jackie42

@highoctanegenes @FoulTerritoryTV @MLB It is a rule. A dumb one, but it is one.

Bryan Woo walked over to the first base umpire after he got called for a balk.

@wollapop @FoulTerritoryTV That's not why it was a balk. It's because Naylor technically wasn't near enough to the base. Read the umpire's lips.

@FoulTerritoryTV Had to play it superslow mo but his left knee definitely bends first

@DonOrsillo @Padres that balk from Woo wasn't on the move. You go back and read the umpire's lips - he says "he's too far off the base. He can't be that far off the base" referencing where Naylor was positioned on the pick off.

@SoxSideJustin @JeffPassan

@JeffPassan The Cubs will regret this.

BREAKING: Center fielder Pete Crow-Armstrong and the Chicago Cubs are finalizing a long-term contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Crow-Armstrong, coming off a 30-30 season and a Gold Glove, will get a big payday as the Cubs lock up a franchise-caliber talent.

@dawg_mike73019 @312SportsChi @dan_bernstein you're always free to leave lol

@312SportsChi @dan_bernstein Literally the only clips I see of Bernstein talking sports is when he’s ragging on someone personally. Talk about not liking sports

"He does not like baseball. It is apparently his mission to make you the viewer not like baseball." @dan_bernstein went off about broadcaster John Smoltz on today's DBU

ESPN sources: Bears Pro Bowl center Drew Dalman has informed the team that he is retiring from the NFL at age 27. Dalman left Stanford in 2021, and after four seasons in Atlanta and one in Chicago, he has made the sudden and surprising decision to retire.

@LauraV366 @JBPritzker I'm also not a part of the CTU lol - the reality is with Chicago, this state will always be blue. So the argument just has zero legs. That's all.

@AndyWilhoit2 @JBPritzker Coming from a Teacher you’re owned by the CTU you have to warship them or else!

These are uncertain times, but Illinois will keep pushing forward. I'll keep walking with you—mile after mile.

@LauraV366 @JBPritzker Well let me do my due diligence and help you out: worship*

@LauraV366 @JBPritzker no we're not lol keep believing though Laura!!

@JBPritzker The uncertain times is due to your lawless leadership! You’re a disgrace! Own it! We’re flipping Illinois RED!!!

@StephenM you calling someone else a sociopath is rich

Jon is a textbook sociopath. He has been given multiple opportunities to show empathy for American moms whose children were raped and murdered by the illegals whose entry he cheered. He refuses. He finds the topic “hilarious.” Jon, one more time: do you grieve for these families?

@thescorechicago I actively disagree with Dustin nearly as a part-time job. This...this, I like.

Dustin believes the Bears should think bigger with the Arlington Heights property and try to get the White Sox to build a new stadium there as well so the surrounding entertainment district is utilized more.

@JomboyMedia 28 years later and still not over it (on top of him being a dick throughout his career) Pretty on brand for Jeff Kent lol

"He tore my knee up. He slid and rolled his fat ass past the base, the son of a bitch." Jeff Kent was asked about the knee sprain he got when Alex Rodriguez slid into him in 1998

@RpsAgainstTrump “The whole bible is an incredible” God, he’s so wise 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸❤️

Q: What’s your favorite Bible verse? Trump: I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know, when I talk about the Bible it's very personal. Q: Are you an Old Testament guy or a New Testament guy? Trump: Uh, probably equal. think it’s just an incredible….the whole Bible is an incredible

@AMAZlNGNATURE make it my pet immediately

You just bought a house and this happens. What do you do?

@PratikGrowth @NFL @ChicagoBears what an absolutely foolish response

@NFL @ChicagoBears Every team’s best plays look elite in a highlight reel 😅

Da @chicagobears best plays from the 2025 season 😤