Andy Woollon

@Keir_Starmer Yeah right, tax you to death and it away to all the illegal immigrants you’re letting in to destroy the country!!

Tomorrow vote for a party that’s on your side. Vote Labour.

@MAGANEWS_X E

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Can you guess, how many birds are there? It's not 9

@RaiderfanRandy @IRanMediaco It’s not all about the USA, your actions are causing large knock-on effects on to many other countries where the people cannot afford the impact!!!

@IRanMediaco The USA has been stockpiling, plus we drill and have our own.

BREAKING: Iran's IRGC Statement: "Self-restraint is over. Our response will now be carried out without any consideration, depriving the U.S. and it's allies of oil and gas for years. If the U.S. Army crosses red lines, our response will exceed the region’s boundaries."

@Keir_Starmer NO, it’s a Government putting immigrants before its own pensioners and servicemen, and expecting those hard working patriots to pay for it, and should they dare to show some speak out against it or show some patriotism by flying their own countries flag, they are arrested!

This is a government of patriots fighting for working people.

@simonnread No need to get HISS-terical!

The job search continues. I failed my interview to work in a herpetarium when I couldn't identify a snake, even after I measured its length as 3.14159 metres. It turned out it was a Pi-thon.

@RadioGenoa It’s just a bloke attempting to eat a stupidly oversized bacon roll - nothing racist about that at all! What next, won’t be able to post a picture eating a massive burger, drinking alcohol or sunbathing on beach, in case it offends someone…..come on, really?!

Many Muslims are angry about this photo and say it is Islamophobia.

@simonnread Lettuce us know when you find what your looking for and don’t beet yourself up about it, as there’s plenty of thyme! But don’t take a job in a butcher’s as the steaks are too high!

The job search continues. I was offered work at a greengrocers where I would be partly paid in vegetables. I turned it down as the celery was too low.

@simonnread No need to be melon-cauli….

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Good morning from a mizzly Vale of Glamorgan, for the final @simplybizserves #ProtectionRoadshows, where I shall be talking about Crafting Critical Illness Cover with @ZurichInsUK. Come and speak to me on the stand to find out more!

Today’s penultimate @SesameBankhallG #WealthDevelopmentDay is in Chepstow, so come and check-in with Julie Chadwick and listen to a packed agenda, including my IHT planning with protections session. Check-in with me on the @ZurichInsUK stand for more information.

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@TheFigen_ @laurahavenhand was that you!😂🍷😂

When you forget you're at the restaurant! 😂

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Whilst the APS allows a spouse to inherit ISAs on 1st death, why aren't we focussing on the potential IHT liability on 2nd death! Using a @ZurichInsUK protection plan to cover this liability can be valuable. See my article - zurichintermediary.co.uk/advice-matters… professionalparaplanner.co.uk/techzone/estat…

Only one more sleep until the #PrimisLive event tomorrow at Wembley stadium. Make sure you pay @ZurichInsUK a visit on stand 18 and speak to @sahota_aj, @WendyMatthews02 or myself to talk protection with @PRIMISNetwork advisers and have a picture with our FA Cup or World Cup 🏆🏆

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