Andy Marriott

@FFW_UK @Tim_Warwood @adamgendle Excellent surprise @thebigfeastival and two gobsmacked boys! Cheers chaps. Funniest music quiz ever!

@Suzierizzo1 But they didn’t just decide to do that themselves did they? A whole lot of mindfuckery and prep went into that behaviour.

At a middle school basketball game in Southwest Virginia the opposing team showed up to their opponent’s Gym and waved Confederate flags while yelling racial slurs. The home team has mostly black players on it. Remember these are just middle schoolers doing this crap!

@AnnieForTruth @EricIdle He’ll be thrilled. He loves to top a chart. “Absolutely the BEST at being the WORST as decided by the PEOPLE”.

Trump’s net approval rating has declined to -17, marking the LOWEST level recorded for a U.S. President! He joins Melania as most unfavorable First Lady and JD Vance as most unfavorable VP recorded! 🤣 They are the most unlikable bunch lying losers!

@AllegedlyJack @lady_valor_07 Even got the pine cone styling.

@lady_valor_07 Weights for a cuckoo clock.

Nope, not ornaments. My friend is going through the house where her grandma and aunt lived their whole lives and finding weird stuff. Apparently these are solid and very heavy; too heavy to hang on a tree. What are they

@LngBch_Hwn @Melissa_WongMT Remember when Trump launched his own Bible, because what is the Word of God for if not turning a fast buck?

This is Trump's Whitehouse "Spiritual Advisor", she preaches heresy and has says that God speaks through her, she said the Whitehouse is "Holy Ground". If you are zizonist "Christian", you are worshipping a demon, not God.

@F0ODHub God that looks good. Warm crusty bread.

Be honest… rice, bread, or potatoes with this? 🍖👀

@oelma__ Good vanilla ice cream is delicious. Learn to appreciate pure flavours instead of drowning them with additives.

What are you adding..

Black Lake by the way.

@WMmetro Are you aware of the disruption to Metro customers? Can’t get a wheelchair or pram/buggy through there.

@RinoTheBouncer Democracy!

What will it be?🚀

@firearmvideos Not “interesting”, just sad. What would have been interesting was if mamma bear steamrollered out of there and mauled the limp-dick bwave manly man.

While hunting a bear, it ran into a cave and got very interesting.

@Abu_Salah9 @liamcunningham1 Now zoom in and go frame by frame. Nothing falls out of the sky. There are a few pixels of disturbance on the water just before the explosion, almost as if something was thrown from the boat. This needs serious corroboration.

A horrifying clip. Today, Israel dropped a bomb on children aboard a small boat off the coast of Gaza in an act that has shocked the conscience of the world. A crime broadcast live.

@LongTimeHistory That’s it Karen, you go and run in traffic.

MAGA grandma ready to call ICE over leash laws—tries to lure the man's puppy into busy street. "Go back to your country!" she yells. "You insult a man for being of Asian descent," says witness. "Then you're trying to instigate his dog to go into the middle of a highway!?"

@Heccles94 @BiteYourBrum Grifting on a bullshit tsunami.

"I can't be bought" says the man with 13 jobs, a combined income of well over £1,000,000 a year and who routinely travels around the globe at the behest of foreign billionaires...

@dr_re_arranged @tiffstevenson For the win!

@tiffstevenson Eau de oat

Glad we are dealing with the important stuff. What is it called now ? Oat effluent?

Trump dooming the planet for a fast buck. He may as well. He won’t be around long enough to suffer the repercussions and he has no empathy. #psychopathicsatsuma

@Suzierizzo1 “Love that Joker smile!”

Caption this photo of some Maralago women! 👇👇👇👇

@theamelia__ Or, eat somewhere that pays an appropriate wage and doesn’t rely on a voluntary system of staff payment?

@MbarkCherguia Warriors, come out to pla-ay!

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see the outfit of Will Smith's son Jayden Smith? 🤔

Can I get clarification please? Trump has invaded a foreign country, abducted its leader, taken control of said country and now plans to sell off its oil reserves? And the rest of the world is just… “okay”?

@WHATSFORDlNNER Yum!

What’s the first thought that comes to mind when you see this? 🤔