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@conservmillen This is a parody account. Am I right?

Wow, what a blessing to have leadership that calls on the name of Jesus in these perilous times. Thank you, Lord!

@SeizeTheNae 10+ These guys are fucking genius!!

On a scale of 1-10, how funny is Key & Peele?

@stella_immanuel Fucking idiot gonna get other bigger idiots killed. Go for it.

Yep. Chemotherapy kills more people than the cancer itself. And most oncologist know that but they do it anyway. Why?

Damning study of over a million kids finds myocarditis only in the vaccinated dlvr.it/TRb0dz

@factpostnews Fucking weirdo

FCC Chair Brendan Carr calls Trump "the alpha in every single room and every single place all across the world"

@thehealthb0t Jesus H Christ. Could you be any fucking dumber?

RFK JR - Many don’t realize, the Chickenpox Vaccine Causes shingles Epidemics “When the CDC was thinking about mandating the chickenpox vaccine for your children, they did a study. The person they hired to do that study was a scientist named Gary Goldman, who did a long-term study in California. What he found is that if you give the chickenpox vaccine, mass vaccinate, it stops chickenpox, but causes shingle epidemics later on; which is 20x deadlier. Despite those studies, we mandated for American children in this country, but in Europe they don’t. If you go to the British National Health Service website right now, you can read that it will say, “We do not recommend chickenpox vaccines because it causes shingles epidemics later on… and that’s the problem. (Check the link here: nhs.uk/vaccinations/c…) You can’t say this product is going to prevent this particular disease, but you have to look at the long-term implications.”

Who is the face of baseball?

@LakersCanes305 This is the craziest phenomenon. Every year at least one 12 seed advances! Nuts!

Death taxes and the yearly 12 seed beating a 5 seed. Facts of life

Derrick Van Orden: "President Donald J. Trump is the president of peace. We don't want another war. We don't want to get into an endless war. We don't want to do regime changing nation-building anymore… Trump has my absolute 100% confidence that he's gonna do what's right."

@WinstonKelley Selfish pricks

Can someone understand why some people think it’s acceptable to talk on their phone on speaker mode while sitting in a restaurant? What makes them think we want to listen to their conversation? What am I missing?

@Antunes1 This guy who bankrupted a casino (nearly impossible to do), bragged about grabbing women by the pussy and got out military service due to bone spurs is your hero?? Cmon man. Do better.

This guy was my hero. But it was all a lie.

@JamesMelville What’s with the fucking idiots and their idiotic hats.

“You see this hat? ‘Free Cuba’. Stay tuned. The liberation of Cuba is upon us. It's just a matter of time now. We're marching through the world. We're clearing out the bad guys. Cuba is next.” - Lindsey Graham. This man is a warmongering buffoon.

New level of fuckwittery unlocked.

@BrentTerhune This guy is so closeted.

Nah, I bet it’s your personality

@justaaron95 @OmarKelly Have seen his tweets or heard him talk. He’s at like 15% correct predictions. I agree with the other guy, he definitely should quit his job.

@OmarKelly Do people really expect a beat reporter to hit 100% on his opinions. Man some people need to have a life outside of football. It's March live your life and be with your families lol

I can’t. Your mom is on my health insurance and we’re waiting for her to retire and you to leave the basement so we can be happy together forever

@OmarKelly With all due respect, your tweet is all the evidence we need. You probably should quit your job.

@OmarKelly @AlexDonno Mauigoa and Rodriguez would make this an A+

My first official mock draft for the Miami Dolphins. Draft work starts Monday

@Amelia558rs Darts?

My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions?

@MbarkCherguia Un funniest mf on the planet. That’s a hill I’m dying on. Argue with a wall.

I’ll go first… Seth Rogan

Age yourself by naming a MLB pitcher you grew up watching. I’ll start: Roger Clemens