Angel

@lemonade_grrrl le epic

@lemonade_grrrl how I describe my dog to the vet

A shy freaky dominant nerd who’s an introvert, foodie, and occasionally a yapper >>>

@DiabolicalSpuds birb

Mother very excited to show me a bird that lights up that she got on Temu for $5

@lemonade_grrrl I have showered since last year

who else had thanksgiving leftovers for lunch today

@chiliconcarrot walk it off? 🤔

pulled my calf muscle stretching for a jog so not gonna be doing that ig

@chiliconcarrot but they yell “WOOP WOOP” before jumping, Tim

@AngelCanRead i think they probably shouldn't be doing that. seems dangerous.

what if i got really really into ICP?

@daringlucile they got 9 wishes, inflation even hit the genies 😭😭😭

i don’t like this joke. is there something i’m missing? why would this be funny :/

@mrsballs69 landlords saying they should get more rent because they take on more investment risk while using income floors, credit minimums, security deposit, and employment history to eliminate all risk

@daringlucile fast forward to me a month later seeing clips on youtube and thinking “damn this looks good as hell”

how i feel telling myself i have no interest in the latest television production the plebeians on my timeline are carrying on about

what was the one thing? don't make me google this

@6oclockJessi 👁️👄👁️

@daringlucile @goof_iest he’s the american rep the japanese guy is John Koopa King

@goof_iest no fucking way this guy’s name is doug bowser. a little on the nose for a guy discussing unpopular policies while representing nintendo

@chiliconcarrot Tim bangs dog

i'm just a dog with bangs named Tim who is a girl who loves her cats

@NorthernIion_LP not a neet guy, but a neat guy

im indonesian

@NorthernIion_LP appeal to eggthority

@lemonade_grrrl they made you leave the love of your life in jail, tragic 😔

@AngelCanRead i sent it to my probation officer a bit ago

@DiabolicalSpuds hit you with the reverse Joe Binden

Despite losing my whiteness today, I want to let everyone know that I bravely will not be using my slurs pass

@lemonade_grrrl the accountant guy

they should remake schindlers list but make like 1 guy a cgi monkey