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I have a principle: I’d rather wear unbranded than a fake designer.

Menstrual cramps really be like “you’re not pregnant but let’s act like you’re in labor anyway”😭😭

Normalize: ”hey, I know you’re not my person, but if you want to enjoy the moment we have together without the weight of a future, I’d love that.”

1/ I am being evicted from my bedsitter today. Not because I'm lazy. Not because I gave up. But because childhood trauma has a bill. And it always comes due. This is my story. Kindly read it. I'm not asking for any handouts. A thread 🧵

Valid Reason😂

@suriwadood @Brianmbunde They've really destroyed lorries and are throwing stones

Nairobi Nakuru highway closed at Kinoo, & southern bypass. ? Political unrest?? . Plan your routes or stay home today.

So far the reasons I have gathered as to why I don't have a boyfriend 1. I live in kamulu 2. I don't have boobs 3. I can't wake up early enough for dates 4. I am on x

@Itswambuaa Pia nyuma ya Ambience mall

Ukifanya job Westlands na ukose kubeba packed food, in a month utajipata ume spend 10k on lunch. Tough times🙂

@Itswambuaa @GedionApollo @ericwarutere @254_icon Uko willing kufika pale sky nest blue residences? There's a lady who sells a variety of food...and the highest is 250 ata pilau utapata na 200

@GedionApollo @ericwarutere @254_icon Huko ni mbali, Niko hapa One Africa, siwezi enda hadi ABC Place

"You never post anything" Me:

leave after the first red flag because it never gets better.

i think it’s attractive when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean a lot to me

Someone being heavily on your mind and then they text or call be so crazy to me.

i’m forgiving asf until i’m not😭 like i’ll deal with a lotttt then wake up on a random tuesday morning, realize how bad you got me fuckd up and never speak to you again!

Aki Joanna K’s family gives me family fomo aki😭

“Maybe you told your other girlfriend, not me” Ladies, we’re so annoying ✋🏾😭

@Uche_Gloriaa instagram.com/reel/DWzanv5iB… Watch this🥲

Keep your abòrtion history to yourself.

please don’t ever hesitate putting me on a job because of location oo😭 “I AM NOT COMMITTED TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING EXCEPT MY 23kg bags”😭😭 I will move !!!!

New 2026 Program Lying- BLOCKED Weird shit- BLOCKED Can't communicate - BLOCKED Talks to exs - BLOCKED Out every night - BLOCKED Dry - BLOCKED Doesn't call - BLOCKED No effort - BLOCKED Turns location off - BLOCKED Bully - BLOCKED Can't apologize - BLOCKED