Angel 🦈

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WIFE JUST TOUCHED ME IN AN INTIMATE AREA #WIN

el infalible metodo folagor

Logo for Paris Tennis School

was taking an exam earlier worth 60% of my grade and this image kept popping into my head

“your dick is so big” “your cock is too thick” “it hurts” ... ...sorry ...sorry... SORRY💔💔💔

RIP my tio he got hit by a chalupa

Como se sentirá el Estadio Azteca cuando suene "Me rehuso"

The number of games taken to reach both 100 goals ⚽ and 100 assists 🅰️ for their clubs: 1. Bruno Fernandes | Man Utd | ➡️ 318 2. Lionel Messi | Barcelona | ➡️ 319 3. Cristiano Ronaldo | Real Madrid | ➡️ 325

FC Mallorca defender Miguel Angel Nadal holding his 3-year-old nephew Rafael in July 1989.

This is the literal definition of aura bro

PFA POTY NEXT

time is the only judge that doesn't take bribes

Vamos Nosotros. El lado bueno.

I haave to watch an nba game in person before I die

🚨🗣️ Lionel Messi: “My and Cristiano Ronaldo’s relationship was always good and respectful, and everything that happened was purely athletic. There was nothing personal between me and him. We didn't meet often except at matches, award ceremonies, and we were always on good terms. Never had any problem.” Now we're at different stages in our lives of course but what happened was a beautiful sporting rivalry, I appreciate that.”

a ti no te vendo ni por todo el oro del mundo, y que le den por culo a tchouameni

Fede Valverde nos dio 2 Champions y ha expuesto a la rata de Tchouameni como el filtrador de mierda qué es, leyenda para el madridismo bueno.

my type is her

Nunca me harán odiarlo

ustedes quédense con los mediocres, yo sé quienes son los buenos