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@AussieJenP83 Hell yeah!

Flat as fuck... leave me a comment if that's your thing?

@DeltaGoodrem @VisitCA @visitanaheim @westhollywood Hey DG, great news re Eurovision! And congrats on maturing so gracefully as an artist and as a person. It is so easy for success and fame to breed pretentiousness ... and the Eurovision bubble seems to make that worse! Please stay down-to-earth like a true Aussie.

California has been a second home my whole life. It’s where magic happens and no dream is too big for anybody. I was so excited to get to visit some of my favourite spots with @VisitCA @visitanaheim and @westhollywood while filming “ #ChristmasWithDelta in Hollywood”! 22/12 🌴😍

@Motivational__G Whichever one I'm in ........

Which car should go first? 0.0001% will win

@CBSNews The orange pestilence is also awarding an Olympic gold medal to Nicki Minaj .....

Fresh off an Olympic gold medal-winning performance, Team USA men's hockey goalie Connor Hellebuyck will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, President Trump announced during his State of the Union address. "I've never seen a goalie play as well as Connor Hellebuyck," Trump said, earning the goalie another round of applause. Hellebuyck stopped 41 of Team Canada's 42 shots during the game for gold. With the score tied 1-1 in the third period, he made a crucial save by stretching his stick out behind him and getting just enough of it in front of a point-blank shot, deflecting the puck away from the goal. cbsnews.com/news/connor-he…

@CBSNews I've never seen a more deserving candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize!!!

@BBL I wonder if he smashed his bags into the airport check-in counter like the big petulant sook he is??!

Babar Azam will return to Pakistan to commence preparations for upcoming international matches. #BBL15

@Marruso89 Yep, like a-holes the world over, he is the No. 1 ticket-holder in his own fan club!

Ben Stokes the most unlikeable player in cricket. #Ashes

@beastieboy07 I wonder what sincere message of condolence Steve Smith is penned for Archer right now???

After all the talk about the damage that Mark Wood & Jofra Archer were expected to cause on the Aussies during the #ASHES it’s quite telling that both of them are ruled out of the tour with two Tests to go & the series scoreline reading 3-0 to the home team

@kakarPathan_ Funny you should ask .....

Can you think of ONE?

@KremlinTrolls I can't wait til those little pig eyes close for ever. But his poison will outlive him for years. America will stay a sh!thole country for decades.

Trump is dying

@ohhanxiety .... black

What can it be 🤔

@TRUMP_ARMY_ Pre-trial

DESCRIBE THIS TEAM IN ONE WORD!

@Anachronist26 @bbctms And long may it continue!

@bbctms Baz McCullum first destroyed KKR with his captaincy. Conspired against Ross Taylor to take NZ captaincy , destroyed KKR again as coach . Now failure as England coach as well

"I put my hand up for that." Brendon McCullum has questioned whether England's preparation for the Ashes was the correct way to go.

@Bestmodefit So many! How do I choose? I know .... eeny meeny miney moe!

No word starts with 'E ends with 'Y Prove me wrong????

@timony001 To paraphrase Browning, "How do I loathe thee, let me c-unt the ways!"

Describe this man in ONE word 🙌🫶

@sebvetyoubeauty Yes, Oscar, we all see it. Just re-watch ĹN getting booed on the podium to understand that everyone gets what has happened.

Reporter: Oscar, you reposted that take about McLaren favouring Lando. Should we read into that? Piastri: I think it's fair to question it. I'm doing my part on track, and if the balance leans elsewhere, that's something the team needs to look at. I just wanted people to see it

@mtgreenee Hypocrite! If you were a real American patriot, you would tell all you know about the planning and chief instigators behind J6, one of the most disgusting events in US history.

My message to Georgia’s 14th district and America. Thank you.

@__Duncs @F1 But Oscar needed to be penalised so there was no chance he would embarrass LN by outdriving him.

The FÍA stewards really screwed the pooch on this one. They are total are jokes Kimmi turned in leaving nowhere for Oscar to go. That’s why Oscar locked up trying to avoid a crash. There was room in that corner for Kimmi to have taken it wider. The 10 sec penalty destroyed the race for Piastri and ruins the championship battle for all spectators. At best it was a racing incident. At worse Kimmi was at fault.

Edge-of-the-seat action at the restart! 🤯 #F1 #BrazilGP

@leclercsletters Why does Lando slow down so much for that corner and backs everyone else up?

this is a joke x.com/sharr__leclerc…

@StephenKing You forgot Chump ...

I'm trying to think of something good that rhymes with Trump, because he's a big fan of mine. All I can think of so far are unflattering words like Dump, Hump, Clump, Bump, and Stump (as in "Dumb as a").