Adrian Carpio

Every morning I practice my lectures in front of the mirror. The mirror doesn't ask questions and neither do students so it's good practice.

History taught me that the Great Depression was the early 20th century financial crisis, but now that all of you are graduating I realize that the real Great Depression is in my heart. 😭😭💔💔

I expect everyone tonight to get down harder than the price of basic food/essentials after the Panic of 1893. Don't let me down.

pop quiz: what was higher: the reparations on Germany's in 1919 or people who failed AS level twice? Hint: it's the second one!!

Giving extra credit for @TeenPolForum because your grades disappoint me like Neville Chamberlain after the Munich Agreement. #backontwitter

Looking forward to seeing our students soon...take this time to go get your school approved haircut and hair colored if needed 😉

So you all heard Boshek's retiring huh? Just remember: I have absolutely no emotional connection to this class. *cries tears of joy*

Haven't posted in a week... not like anyone noticed.

My face when the attendance record says you were here but the email you sent says you were absent.

AICE test results came back in: you all failed. On an unrelated note: anyone got the hook-up for some summer jobs?

Dear B day: Congrats on not doing the work I assigned you on Friday. Ill make sure the timer for your presentation tmwr doesn't "slow down"

100 of your losers decided it'd be a good idea to follow me yet 100 of you losers thought it would never be a good idea to check edmodo smh🤔

Found another video for a dialetical journal on China and Japan. You thought we were done? Hahahahhaha

Went to another faculty meeting today, they had assigned seats... they forgot about me. 😞

#ruinadateinonesentence "You could've texted a friend for the work."

How to make sure she's worth it 101:

"You lied. You said you'd collect it next class." Well, Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia in 1938; welcome to the real world.

How I feel after taking Paper 2 @AngryCarpio @TylerYellott

Had to cover my decorations for testing today, like I had to cover my anger at students who don't know how to spell "Czechoslovakia".

Phone hacked by Ms. Bedoya: ignore last text. Currently crying to sleep thinking about how you guys will do tomorrow. 😨