Angry Mariners Fan

I’m clearly in the minority about Refsnyder, and that’s okay. Great bat to have ON THE BENCH. But miss me with the idea about platooning yet another position. I’d very kindly not want to revisit the AJ Pollock days. $6M for a bench bat is absurd. Feel free to bookmark this to tell me I’m wrong at the ASB. Idc. I hate it

@thatmandeuce_ Cole Young’s the only player who gives a fuck

@AngryMariners I swear Cole young is the only guy I trust with runners on

My TV just glitched

Why don’t you chase the changeup one more time, Cal?

@McGlockinburger Well they can stop pressing soon because it won’t matter anymore

@AngryMariners I don't think I've ever seen an entire team pressing this bad before.

Everyone swinging to hit a nine-run homer.

This collective group of people deserve every tiny bit of this. The players, the coaches, and the executives. That’s the only thing that will make me sleep well at night is knowing that pompous prickheads like Jerry Dipoto, Justin Hollander, and Co. are neck deep in this shit.

Remember, any fans who complained about this team and saw this coming a month ago or two months ago were told the following: 1. You’re wrong. 2. It doesn’t matter because the AL is bad. 3. They’ll figure it out. 4. Go outside. 5. Go walk your dog. 6. You’re a “fringe lunatic.”

Mariners fans in t mobile park I need your help! Join me in booing the mariners if they dont score or give up runs after each inning

@McGlockinburger THEY DONT CARE!

@AngryMariners I'm astonished it didn't happen at least three weeks ago. What are the veterans even doing?

They reached that point a month ago

@MarinerMuse He literally had to get up to start running to 1st lmaoooo bro I can’t do it anymore I tried so hard

JP down to one knee to foul out to the pitcher Inspiring leadership

Luke Raley chased the same pitch three times lmaooo

Why can it never be me, man

Since option one of generating runs hasn’t been successful, they should try option number two:

Not even the Etsy Witch works lmaoo This team cannot even play fundamental baseball this is literally insane

@KryptoSEK I am. Not sure why it says that. Check the time, moron

@AngryMariners Bro you aren't even in the US? What a fucking loser lol.

You’re all welcome. Let’s do this now

@MarinerMuse Tone deaf AF

What a post Chef’s kiss

@MarkMcever @hannahbartlet51 That’s all laptop nerd shit

@hannahbartlet51 @AngryMariners They all have bat to ball skills, you dont get to the big leagues without it. The organization is HR or bust. Live or die with it. They die a lot.

We could trade for Ty France back, but I know the literal second he puts the uniform back on he’ll go back to rolling over grounders to short

Rangers and Red Sox both winning. Heat turned up fast on the Mariners. Better figure it out tonight!