AngryMonkeyPoker

@jeremyausmus No particular one place is a must go. All of Japan was amazing. Must eat is Waygu and Ramen. Amazing there. Shibuya crossing was vastly underwhelming, but still cool to see.

Going to Osaka, Kyoto, Hakone, and Tokyo. First time to Japan! Tips or recommendations?

First day for me on new software and you guys are just handing out Royals 😄 Too bad I lost AJ<AQ before this and soft bubbled A10<AQ right after 🤷🏻‍♂️

Hey @CoinPoker_OFF was just about to deposit in ETH, but why are you $100 lower on your ETH pricing than current market value? Screenshots taken 1 minute ago. @mariomosboeck @bencb789

@mariomosboeck @CoinPoker_OFF @bencb789 Thanks for the explanation and quick reply. 2.5% is still unfortunate but better than 5%. Will switch over to USDT when depositing going forward. Btw, new software is miles ahead of old, and the competition. Just need larger tournament guarantees now 😄

@AngryMonkeyPokr @CoinPoker_OFF @bencb789 Please use USDT this is always zero fees - There is 2,5% fees on BTC & ETH (shouldnt be 5% like in the picture and will be changed)

Ay @ClubWPTGold whoever named this one and wrote the event details… they deserve a raise. Hahahaha. Now that is “gold” lol.

Looks like I’m booking a trip to Vegas 🤩 WPT World Championship at the Wynn @ClubWPTGold Satellite $22 -> $215 (down to 0.3BB) -> $1,100 ticket

Hey @ClubWPTGold do better with your software. It’s been garbage from the start, but today, easily cost me $1k between ICM and buy ins. Can’t click, extreme lag, auto checking for me… tried web, phone, desktop software, etc. Example:

🚨 CRAZY GIVEAWAY 🚨 Got a STACK of tickets to give away, including entries to tomorrow's 100K GTD Super Crazy Freeroll... 1. Follow @wpt_global 🎢 2. Like & comment with #2MCrazyFreeroll 🦈 3. Repost 💰 The $100K Super Crazy Freeroll Oriental Express starts this Sunday, Oct 12, at 12:01 UTC with $20,000 up top! GLGL 🎟️🎟️🎟️

@wpt_global #2MCrazyFreeroll

@PaulTreffx @ClubWPTGold Yes, 100%. lol but I’m also used to that on ACR. Lol

@AngryMonkeyPokr @ClubWPTGold I agree, the punts are awesome but those punts also hit all the time and it will drive you crazy. I can assure you.

Loving the player pool @ClubWPTGold people be doing wild stuff and I’m here for it. lol Final table. This had was standard… My QQ<AQ all in pre flop. A on the flop. Win that and only steps away from that $34k first place… so sad

@btc_ftw777 @ClubWPTGold Right!! lol

@aceragoff @ClubWPTGold Gotta love it. I had a couple of those “hero calls” which were just like what…? When I saw their hand. lol

@AngryMonkeyPokr @ClubWPTGold My thought process from a hand yesterday facing a river bet. I can’t be good, I just can’t be good, there is no way I’m good with 2nd pair, but he’s laying me an insane price. Sigh, call. Oh, he has 7 high. Cool.

I’m not the best at poker tournaments, but @ClubWPTGold people are actually worse than I am. But 3 business days for cashing out by debit card…? Far too long. Find a better way.

@stevewilldoit Happy birthday man. Genuinely hope you have a great day 🎉 You have given me a lot of laughs over the years 👍🏻 BTC 3Lf8bQfw8QHpeKP2K1EgexWQAbP6qB9tU8

I turn 27 today. Sending someone 2.7k BTC cuz I love u. U changed my life. You aren’t fake demonic motherfuckers like everyone else in my life . I love u . Comment btc and like

@KevinRobMartin Nothing really hilarious about it. Pretty standard.

Losing KK vs A9o + A9o is actually hilarious.

Picture 1: Hope Picture 2: Pain

@seventensuited @fblasvegas I’m not saying $100 is a fair price, it is absolutely overpriced. But it’s dumb to blindly order food, not ask the price and then be shocked it’s $100. If no price is listed, ask! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Room service at Fontainebleau Las Vegas… (🎥: cwahouske via TikTok)

@ChancesCards Chance, I don’t need you to tell me I’m a losing player in regards to buy ins/mentality, I know damn well I’m a losing player all on my own 😀

If you're up 3 buy-ins and ready to cash out, but down 3 buy-ins and ready to "get even" -congratulations, you've identified why you're a losing player.

@PokerThinker @depaulo_ryan Yea for sure. Every tournament sets aside money for the dealers. But usually customary to tip a little extra when getting 1st. Not hating on anyone who doesn’t tip extra, that’s up to them. But if I won $5M, I would tip something. Don’t know how much, but something.

@AngryMonkeyPokr @depaulo_ryan Was probably already included in the fee.

My final straw with gambling tips was in December at Atlantis I went to cash a sports bet I placed on a KIOSK that PUSHED and this bitch actually had the balls to say “tip?” Before counting the cash.

@NadyaKGB He’s not even wearing a hat. Completely leaving himself open to tells 🤣

All right guys, this is just utterly ridiculous