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Websites with a "skip intro" option. No, I'd much rather sit through the intro. In fact, could you make it longer?

Well motherfucker. Looks like four more years... #healthcare #hugegovernment

I think I once made a similar joke about Jim Calhoun's wife, but it was nice of Johnny Ramone to accompany the Commish tonight. #RIP

@gregvegas I like how her family said she was "not a regular drug user", I bet she was a "virgin" as well. #MDMA #DARWIN #SplatOnPavement

@TravisRodgers my 7 year old son "hey dad, why are the FSU fans all wearing blue jean shorts?" Me: "they are called jorts" #panhandle #fact

@iansinkins what the fuck?

By "love", I assume you mean "hot chick with no gag reflex"? "@JeffinPhx: My female followers, I'm just looking for love."

@TravisRodgers I agree, even dorkier on my part, I wish they still played at Rosenblatt. #CWS

@stevemaxboxing @BrianBeckner so you are saying David Stern is going to beat a horse? I can only assume Rome is married to a horse? #Fact?

@gregvegas so you are saying there were no black people at Pebble Beach?

@gregvegas nice work

People making jokes about the Heat crowd's t-shirts, you haven't seen this much white since Jim Nantz's wedding. You're welcome.

@BrianBeckner @TravisRodgers Spoiler Alert! Final score tonight: 42-40 Heat. LeBron passes in the clutch again, to Jimmy Chitwood. # Fact

@KBruindTheJungl #Iwasgoonafollowyoubut you just kept talking about horses and sexing your producer on the down low...@jimrome

@jsullivan1823 @JNorris25 it was rough this morning

@JNorris25 @jsullivan1823 @kpett had to cut the line on one about that size this morning

How old are you?"@jimrome: Looking for a strong take for Goin' In. Hit me. Best one gets on the air, 6pm ET on @CBSSportsNet."

Awfully courteous of Bob Welch to shoot himself in the head, leaving his liver & lungs intact for medical research. #ItsWhatIDo #RIP

@gregvegas nice work

D-Day: Thanks to all those who stormed the beaches of Normandy this day in 1944. Ooh-rah!