𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐎'𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐥.

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 "𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐬" 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬?

“Must be tough, but I get it… when ya look like me, the only thing coming are tough times. People can’t handle the unusual, play victim when they get scared and never take responsibility for the mess they made. That ooze for example… bet they didn’t ask to be mutants…

He chuckled a bit ignoring her punch and taking another swig from his flask and offered her another shot. “Ya never know with people, sometimes choking’s a thing they like. But I ain’t one t’judge.”

“Might be something he’d enjoy.” He stifled another laugh before breaking and slapping his knee.

Wow that was a bad joke, but he had been drinking as well. “Let’s just hope he doesn’t get too jealous.”

“Well shit, I’ll be sure to tread lightly then.” He made sure to keen his crude comments to a minimum and saw her take the second shot with little awe. The booze was pretty strong, he’ll be sure to cut her off if she’s looking a bit looser.

“Now that makes more sense… here I thought toxic ooze would simply kill ya.” He saw her take a swig and smirked lightly seeing how hard she hit it. “Hope they don’t think I’m out to get ya… although…” He smirked lightly checking her out on a harmless way.

“Yeah… that covers a lot.” He smirked lightly, pulling out a flask and offering her a swig. “Four brothers eh? Mama had an active social life?” He laughed again, this time showing an apologetic gesture for the crude joke. “I have no filter.”

“Mutant turtles? Explains the scent. I was about to assume you were freaky.” He laughed, given the last time he met a woman who was familiar with the hidden world, it was a bit… unhinged. However, he regained himself and crossed his arms. “So, how crazy is your world?”

“Never thought I’d meet someone who wouldn’t freak out at the sight of a werewolf. So… ya wanna tell me what you’ve seen to make you so calm with me?”

“What can I say, I’m all about being nice.”

Slow head turn to face her. Does she have to slurp it so loudly?