Crab Ride Goon

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Crab Ride Goon

@AngusLegstrong

Head Strength & Conditioning Coach, Redwall Abbey

California, Pennsylvania Katılım Mayıs 2009

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Crab Ride Goon@AngusLegstrong·5 Ara

Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college

Shane Sparks@ShaneSparksBTN

@FrogsStalingrad Says the guy who hides behind a Twitter handle….

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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags@OOCCouchGags·1d

Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags tweet media

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BCH@ByungChulHarden·1d

White people be like yeah March can be finicky

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Crab Ride Goon@AngusLegstrong·23h

@dee_of_e If you're poly you can never scoop someone because you are overflowing with a plurality of ideas and share in them with everyone

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Diabetic of Enlightenment@dee_of_e·23h

fuck….this was my entire PhD project and they just tweeted it out

🥀Roxana🥀@roxmother

The dinergoth article is silly and mostly about a tech loser fumbling hard. But its admission that being gendery, poly and fucking is actually a proletarian subjectivity is refreshing versus the inter-PMC whinging of the Laschian incel/divorced left sausage fest crowd.

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ana@pelicinema·1d

on the verge of tears

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Crab Ride Goon@AngusLegstrong·1d

Pete Gas does the Platon bleed so it really can only go so low (cc @touchingblood)

Chad Ecto One@HorrorMovieBBQ

WrestleMania 2000 really was one of the worst WrestleManias of all time wasn’t it

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@Jagger712 I didn't move soon enough to go which is a real shame. Come to st Louis next year

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Jagger Noir@Jagger712·1d

All my homies are in Cleveland and I’m stuck in Bayonne which is really just Cleveland without the wrestling

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@thereisnojayjay It's snowed three times since I got here two weeks ago lol

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Spongebob SquareAss@thereisnojayjay·2d

I will always be a girl who dreams about living in Chicago

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Bonnie Raitt had an all time belter about this for a reason

Cookie@mirasolariss

no one flirts harder than two people who aren’t dating

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hope hopes hoping@hopes_revenge·1d

claude take my online dui course . make no mistakes

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Crab Ride Goon@AngusLegstrong·1d

@elliottswrstlin Tamura buck up and meet me at the TWE arena

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elliottswrestlingtwiter@elliottswrstlin·1d

Karl Greco-Malenko or Matt Makowski are the easy picks. Just put him in the Death Valley Days Universe, hit the randomizer button & keep whatever it spits out. Like how about Tamura vs Tank?

Eric@ETTC19

@elliottswrstlin If you could book peak Kiyoshi Tamura with any wrestler today, who would it be?

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Crab Ride Goon@AngusLegstrong·1d

@w0a0i0f I Know He Had U MEANING

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i’m addicted to meaning. they’re sending me to meaning rehab

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@eleanoir Today would have been my dad's 70th- lost him 16 years ago. It never goes away but it does get easier

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barbara johnson stan account@eleanoir·2d

I miss my dad so much I cannot breathe. Is this normal? It’s been 8 months. I just want to hang out with him and watch The Dark Knight or A Few Good Men or Tootsie or SOMETHING. My favorite movie friend. I love you

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Thomas Murphy@thomasmurphy__·2d

We are solving the so-called literacy crisis using tech. Get this: tech thinkfluencers publically reinvent disciplines like epistemology of mind & hermeneutics from first principles and do such an appalling, embarrassing job that people try books again. It's called cringenudging.

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Jeremy Gilbert@jemgilbert·3d

Increasingly thinking about activities that once seemed like dispensable luxuries but now seem like necessary neuroplastic interventions to save analogue brains from being hollowed out by algorithms: literary fiction, poetry, tabletop games, vinyl LPs...

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MARY KATE: Reggie ASHLEY: nothing above mid

roxy demento@falseroxy

i have a new invention called 'twitter mature' that's just for people over 35. brought to you by the final straw, seeing a 22 year old who was surprised the olsen twins smoke.

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