Crab Ride Goon
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@AngusLegstrong
Head Strength & Conditioning Coach, Redwall Abbey
@FrogsStalingrad Says the guy who hides behind a Twitter handle….
does anyone have an actress that you feel only belongs to you !?
Zoomer men be like "Hm, which of these young ladies would be most suitable as the mother of my children: The one with the demon goat skull tattoo between her tits, or the one with the hissing snake tattooed between her tits?"
No rules. Who walks out alive?
@magdajtaylor Is sending Ubers for dates not common? I usually send the 2 rides for $200 voucher on uber to get her there and back. Wouldn’t want my date drinking and driving.
NYT: Chris Ewing, 68, a staunch Republican in San Antonio who said he was torn between the two candidates for U.S. Senate. “Paxton was endorsed by Trump, but Paxton is also immoral,” he said. “I didn’t want to vote for Cornyn, but I did, because he was more righteous.” #TexasSenate
857 comments. DELICIOUS😈
857 comments. DELICIOUS😈
The muppet babies were on tv constantly until the year 2000, but you never see nostalgia for them, aside from people who became sexually strange due to exposure at the wrong time during development. Not saying they're deserving of anything, just an observation
Locals don’t think LA is evil, only transplants think LA is evil. Because they come here and they do evil shit, because they’re strivers, and then they’re like “it wasn’t me, it was the Santa Ana Winds”
whatever you were into at 16 is what you were born to do
